Please forgive my pedestrian poetry and irreverant rhyme
about a man who votes with Bush Jr., 90% of the time
Just some ramblings, in the form of a poem
To honor a man, who just bought a seventh home.
His name I regard, with a great deal of disdain
He lives near my parents, his name's John McCain
His lack of an agenda, is difficult to feign
so all he'll run, is a negative campaign
Obama's celebrity status, is something he mocks
but just look at his wife, with the excessive botox
He has been known, for his straight talk expression
Yet fails to understand, our economic depression
His energy policy is not very thrilling
It consists of three major ideas: drilling, drilling, drilling
His stance on abortion, is easy to decipher
Just what we needed, another pro-lifer
His foreign policy, is difficult to muster
the same Bush nonsense, of courage and bluster
Instead of following Bin Laden to the "fiery gates of hell"
how about searching for Al-Queda in the caves where they dwell
The past two terms, have been really rough
It's time to acknowledge, that EIGHT IS ENOUGH
So tell Johnny Mac, go back to Arizona
remain in the senate, and blabber bologna
McCain 2
ReplyDeletePlease forgive my pedestrian poetry and irreverant rhyme
about a man who votes for America, 90% of the time
His command for respect, is difficult to feign
and all Obama can do, is be humbled by the great John McCain
Obama's celebrity status, is something to mock
even lindsay Lohan can compel us with shock
He has been known, for his straight talk expression
and yes, he alone understands, our economic depression
His energy policy is very thrilling
It consists of three major ideas: drilling, drilling, drilling
His stance on abortion, is easy to decipher
He respects life, thank God for another another pro-lifer
His foreign policy, is difficult to muster
just be scared as hell towel headed buster
Instead of following Bin Laden to the "fiery gates of hell"
Start in Chicago, we won't tell
The past two terms, have been really great It's time to acknowledge, that four more is fate
So tell Mr. Barack Obama, Your kids have one hell of an ugly Mama!!!
p.s., you're a fag !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteInteresting take. I applaud your enthusiasm.
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