tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post3874485988856370789..comments2024-03-28T02:13:13.939-07:00Comments on sonofsaf: doritos systempunktsonofsafhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13539343468639512439noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-5699598053228999332010-05-25T20:08:04.043-07:002010-05-25T20:08:04.043-07:00Larry - Yes, the falsetto cries of "Tea"...Larry - Yes, the falsetto cries of "Tea" are an American Idolaters dream.<br /><br />G - I'll take your request under advisement.<br /><br />SAFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-35427082360850079652010-05-25T19:17:52.474-07:002010-05-25T19:17:52.474-07:00I think you should still hand out the coupons. Ma...I think you should still hand out the coupons. Maybe hand them out on campus or at bars.<br /><br />-GAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-61050528253122759092010-05-24T18:21:02.107-07:002010-05-24T18:21:02.107-07:00Tea is kickass. That's in my King Diamond top ...Tea is kickass. That's in my King Diamond top 5 for sure.Larrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-42562076413344598602010-05-22T13:28:40.562-07:002010-05-22T13:28:40.562-07:00This systempunkt I've laid out could bring an ...This systempunkt I've laid out could bring an end, or at the very least, accelerate and facilitate the demise of entire "coupon business model." The coupon shit is kind of outdated anyway. <br /><br />I'm begging. Someone out there, try and pull this off. Just make sure you give me the credit. This one's nearly as diabolical as my Superbowl systempunkt. Best of all, no body count.<br /><br />Just another example of the pitfalls of 1st amendment/freedom of speech in an increasingly technological environment. Remember the ultimate Safism - there's balance in everything. It's time for some economic blowback from the scourge of coupons. They have been printed and redeemed for far too long. This ain't the 1950's anymore and I ain't no Marion Cunningham.sonofsafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13539343468639512439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-69775125880677377062010-05-22T13:16:55.302-07:002010-05-22T13:16:55.302-07:00Now, this whole thing has got my brain spinning. ...Now, this whole thing has got my brain spinning. What the fuck is to prevent someone from executing a massive "fake coupon" wave over the internet?<br />Sure, they get informed at the register that this one's real, this one's fake. Blah blah blah. But imagine all the time wasted and lingering corporate resentment left behind. Especially on behalf of the elderly women coupon clipping populace. And that kind of anger is tangible at the retirement complex in South Florida. <br />With the advent of spam email lists and the accompanying endless fwds, you could do a real number on corporate America. If I were a "nerd terrorist" who didn't have the balls/ovaries to blow myself up, I'd probably go this rout. You would be hailed as a hero. Well perhaps on the unpaved streets of Peshawar.<br /><br />Seriously though, with all these computer viruses out there - what's really the difference. And it would take far LESS technological proficiency. Basically, just a high end copying and pasting job. Your design framework is already established and readily available.<br /><br />I might do a fugazi coupon for Domino's Pizza just because they're a bunch of pro-life extremist right wing fundamentalist fuckheads. All the toppings you want on any extra large pizza. Toppings you say? Fuck yeah, top that.sonofsafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13539343468639512439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-50364448422521909932010-05-22T12:56:08.185-07:002010-05-22T12:56:08.185-07:00OK. NOW I'VE GOT!!!! The Doritos bit is a fa...OK. NOW I'VE GOT!!!! The Doritos bit is a fake, right? Try this on for size...<br /><br />Right now, everyone on the planet absolutely despises BP because of the oil spill in the gulf. Wouldn't it be absolutely insane to circulate online a coupon for a free gallon of gas with any purchase $20+ of gasoline at any participating BP service station.<br /><br />People would line up at the BP's to participate in this "Goodwill consumer promotion." After they fill up they'd be informed by the cashier that it's just an internet coupon hoax. GOD DAMN! That would really piss people off and lead to further anger, and perhaps minimal vandalism. <br /><br />Imagine that scenario. You're one of those bean-counter types that just went out of their way to fill up at the "evil" gas station in an attempt to save $3.00 and you end up helping boost BP's bottom line and stave off their immediate financial woes. Even worse, I doubt all their cashiers have the sensitivity training to deal with the fallout from a myriad of inflamed, irate customers.<br /><br />No "corporate responsibility/feel good ad" in the USA Today is going to mitigate that kind of long-term hatred. Now that's what I would call a corporate systempunkt of the highest order!<br /><br />BP's stock has fallen from $60 to around $40 during the last month. You could implement my plan and short the stock even more. Kind of risky though as it's currently at a 52 week low. Maybe you could force a bribe/pay-off scenario if you knew the right people at British Petroleum. Not much BP sympathy out there these days.sonofsafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13539343468639512439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922726.post-4926726250827877882010-05-22T12:31:28.614-07:002010-05-22T12:31:28.614-07:00FUCK! I just went searching for the link and saw ...FUCK! I just went searching for the link and saw the whole thing is a hoax via snopes.com. Some "evildoer" must have come up with the idea. I must say though, nice job. the coupon looks sharp. SAFsonofsafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13539343468639512439noreply@blogger.com