Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) a/k/a "Toilet Woman" recently launched her campaign for Governor of the cockblock, er uh, Gamecock state.
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| Mace doesn't have a whole lotta grace. But she does have some Stormy D. inspired titties. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
Federal contractors handle sensitive government systems, but haven’t had any obligation to report cybersecurity vulnerabilities. Our amendment would require them to implement Vulnerability Disclosure Policies, closing dangerous gaps in our cyber defenses. No more hidden flaws. No more excuses.
Wow, Toilet Woman''s really stepping it up in the realm of cybersecurity!
Someone should encourage a reporter to ask her, "Hey Nancy, what's the game plan for Sunday, September 14 around 3 pm if the Orange Prolapse posts the following message on his Truth Social account...
HIJACKED PLANES COULD BE TARGETING NFL AND MLB STADIUMS!
I, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, HAVE ORDERED AN IMMEDIATE EVACUATION OF ALL LARGE VENUES!
GET THOSE FANS OUTTA THERE! NOW!!!
Uh yeah, is there a reasonable contingency plan or mitigation response to deal with the thousands of fans who would be injured, trampled and crush asphyxiated in a dominipede (domino stampede)?
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| Corona Virus or Ol' Yeller? You decide. |
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| Pirates host the Rockies tonight at PNC Park. |
Hey don't sweat it. It's only 9 NFL Stadiums, 10 MLB Ballparks, and D-g knows what else.
Nancy Mace
sonofsaf
His big lie, he’s a retard
He’s queer, and the sin of pride it makes him wanna shout
He’d cheat with Stormy, wet dream no doubt
“Lake Tahoe was a crime but Kristi Noem has all the cards
of an ICE star.”
Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss
There’s no doubt, Trump is a clown
Orange Prolapse will piss in a gold toilet and be shittin’
Butt still wears Depends
The Donald’s fatter now,
Forty-seven’s a cunt, as fake news goes bust
Insurrection: so much love
Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss
Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss
Donald’s a dope and Bud Light’s a beer that offends
Kushner Jew is a fuckin’ clown
Donald Trump wears Depends,
Because Forty-seven will offend
Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss
Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss
Paper Chase
The Academy Is…
Please stand by, we've come so far
These years, we survived the ride that turned us inside out
Repeat after me, just scream and shout
"It was the best of times from broken homes and battle scars
to where we are."
Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us,its last call drink up
Roll it out, its over now
We're the cast-outs with messed up friends who never did fit in
Don't care where it ends
It doesn't matter now,
As long as we're as one, we'll take the next bus
Destination: Setting sun
Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up
Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up
This is an open invite for all to attend
Don't ask too many questions now
Don't tell us how it ends,
Because we're the ones who wrote the end
Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up
Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up
From 2004 to 2009, The Academy Is... has educated the Burgh an impressive 11 times. Not too shabby.
The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:
#77. Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)
#78. The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)
#477. Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
#2351. Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2352. Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
#2353. Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)
#2354. Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)
#2364. Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2365. Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)
#2603. Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)
#2662. Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)
#2869. Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)
#3064. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Motorhead)
#3391. Mace (Ace --- The Jayhawks)
#3392. Nancy Mace (Out Of Place --- No Vacation)
#3393. Mace (Chase --- Son Lux)
#3394. Screwing Nancy Mace (Shooting into Space --- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)
#3411. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3412. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
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