#477. Mace Is A Disgrace

My other two parodies of Congressman Nancy Mace (R-SC) go by almost the exact same title.  Different words.  Different rhythms.  Same spirit.

Mace Moron - Grace Is Gone (Dave Matthews Band)

The Mace Moron - The Race Is On (George Strait)

Just thought that anecdote might be of limited interest.

Nancy's probably wondering what she did to incur the wrath of some wannabe Weird Al, imbecilic blogger (me).  Well, the answer's really simple.  You embraced Donald Trump.

So here's the deal.  If anybody out there actually knows this woman, please tell her that... I'll discontinue writing songs about her, if and only if, she takes to social media or goes on live television and refers to Donald Trump as an "Orange Prolapse."  Until then, I'll continue to produce disparaging karaoke material. 

After all, plenty of shit rhymes with "Mace."  Race, Base, Cuntface.  I could conceivably write a hundred of these Mace parodies.  Unfortunately for her, I like to mix it up. 

Mace Is A Disgrace
sonofsaf

Nancy’s such a dope
Cunt with bad cream
Whore is on call
She looks like a gnome
Who’s sucking on a bone
Her erogenous zone
The fake news she believes
She’s easy to please
When dropping to her knees

Her hole’s a garage
Mace is a disgrace
Her hole’s a garage
Mace is a disgrace
Her hole’s a garage
Mace is a disgrace
She’s a basket case
That Mace is a disgrace

She drinks gin with lime
Alcohol over time
No wonder she won’t drive
Pedophelia’s bad
Her fake news is the truth
She’s fucking all the youth

Her hole’s a garage
Mace is a disgrace
Her hole’s a garage
Mace is a disgrace
Her hole’s a garage
Mace is a disgrace
She’s a basket case
That Mace is a disgrace

Nancy’s so fuckin’ sick, demented bitch
Takes it in the pussy pocket multiple dicks
Stick BBC’s all around her clit
Oh, talkin’ outta school`   
Donald Trump on the tax dime
Fucking Donald Trump should be a crime
Orange Prolapse clown, oh
Don't make a fuss it's a psychiatric rip
Getting Proud Boy looks, using blow job lips
She’s gonna fuck you ‘cause she don’t care, so
Do you dare
Do you dare
Do you dare

Open up her thighs
Smells like a fish fry
Tuna surprise
Fake news is true
The blood from her cunt
Ooh it's gonna spew
Gotta close up those thighs
Damn I hope she dies

 

Eyes Without a Face
Billy Idol

I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream
Could bring a fall
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
It's easy to deceive
It's easy to tease
But hard to get release

(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
You're eyes without a face

I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you

(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
You're eyes without a face

When you hear the music, you make a dip
Into someone else's pocket then make a slip
Steal a car and go to Las Vegas
Oh, the gigolo pool
Hanging out by the state line
Turning holy water into wine
Drinking it down, oh
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, trying to stay hip
I'm thinking of you and you're out there, so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Now I close my eyes
And I wonder why
I don't despise
Now all I can do
Is love what was once
So alive and new
But it's gone from your eyes
I'd better realize

Never seen Billy Idol live.  He has played in Pittsburgh on 3 occasions. 

1984 - Stanley Theater

1990 - Star Lake (to this very day, it literally kills me that I abstained from all the summer of '90 concerts at Star Lake)

2001 - I.C. Light Amphitheater

Please do not share this material with Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.  If you happen to know 65 year old William Michael Albert Broad, feel free to tell him about it.  I must say, from a marketing/branding perspective changing his stage name to Billy Idol was a good career move.

Incidentally, my offer to Congresswoman Mace applies to all members of the U.S. House and Senate.  Just publicly refer to Trump as an "Orange Prolapse"... and I will cease and desist writing any future parodies of you.