#431. Mike Flynn

Another Flynn parody. 

Fox News American heroes!  On the left, an orange prolapsin' finger pointing pustule.  On the right, a naive, dimwitted, traitorous scumbag.  Both have something in common though.  They both got in way over their head.  Small men on a big stage.

 

 

Mike Flynn
sonofsaf

Whoo, alright
The truth be told I’m Russian hired
The FBI says I’m a liar
I’m Putin’s whore, there is no doubt, yeah
And pardoned from, a prison rout

Ooh, I’m Mike Flynn you’ll defend
You know treason ain’t no sin
Mike Flynn you’ll defend
You know I ain’t gonna sing
I’m pardoned forever, ow

You can’t believe all of the shit to sort
Fuck the government she’s the biggest whore
Haha, the Orange Prolapse is all I need
The rule of law is broken again

Ooh, I’m Mike Flynn you’ll defend
You know treason ain’t no sin
Mike Flynn you’ll defend
You know I ain’t gonna sing
I’m pardoned forever, ow

Whoa yeah
Ooh, I’m Mike Flynn you’ll defend
You know treason ain’t no sin
Mike Flynn you’ll defend
You know I ain’t gonna sing
I’m pardoned forever, ow

 

Cold Gin
Kiss

Whoo, alright
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out

Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

It's time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
Haha, the cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again

Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
It's cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

Whoa yeah
Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
It's cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

 

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Looking forward to the final chapter of Kiss at Star Lake in late August.  Glad they included Pittsburgh on the itinerary.  Hopefully, they'll open with Detroit Rock City.  Easily one of the greatest opening songs in the history of rock'n'roll.  However, of far greater importance, is one of the wisest decisions in the history of rock'n'roll.  Gene Simmons refusal to go entirely shirtless.  Unlike his vocal counterpart, Detroit Rock Stanley.

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