Wednesday, June 23, 2021

#478. Her House

I usually direct my inner rage and parody stylings at the Trump wing of the Republican party.  But what the hell.  Let's shoot for a change of pace.  This one goes out to my favorite Speaker of the House... Nancy Pelosi. 

110th/111th (2007-2009) and 116th/117th (2019-present)

By the way, the Catholic Church recently made news for refusing to give Joe Biden communion.  Based on him being pro-choice and favoring abortion rights.  As a fellow Catholic, if Nancy gets similar treatment I would encourage her to say... "Maybe it's time we reset the bar.  I would encourage the Catholic Church to immediately stop any Catholic Priest from delivering communion if it's known they've committed acts of pedophelia.  Or know of any fellow priests/bishops/cardinals who've committed acts of pedophelia and done nothing to expose or prevent it."       

 

An oblivious, starstruck Pence applauds the Orange Prolapse... as Pelosi rips apart a copy of his State of the Union address. 
 

 


Her House
sonofsaf

Stormy Daniels has a chest
She titty fucks and it’s the best
Her breasts are bobbing without care
Trump is whining with a tweet
Mother of Mike Pence a sheep
Orange Prolapsin' clown

Her house, Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Her house, Speaker Nancy you know

Her house is very loud
Minority McCarthy wing
Of which the boys are not proud
That cunt Marjorie is loud
Hitler the talk of the town
And her tweets are disallowed

Her house, Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Her house, Speaker Nancy you know
Her house, Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Her house (She keeps it true)
(She doesn’t take any of that shit) Speaker Nancy you know

Donald Trump’s a big fat jerk
Donald Trump’s extremely curt
He is not that fucking cool
The Orange Prolapse ring to kiss (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Ivanka’s cunt is somewhat bliss
Kush-nerd is gay

Her house, Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Her house, Speaker Nancy you know

I remember fake news when
When he lost an election then
Stop the steal it was the perfect crime
Such a big crime, such a crappy crime
And I remember Kushner’s gay
Likes it up the asshole way
His semen looks a lot like cumshot puss
Jew creamers

Stormy Daniels has a chest
She titty fucks and it’s the best
Her breasts are bobbing without care
Trump is whining with a tweet
Mother of Mike Pence a sheep
Orange Prolapsin' clown

Her house, she is Nancy Pelosi
Her house, she is Nancy Pelosi
Her house, she is Nancy Pelosi
Her house, she is Nancy you know

Her house, filled with assholes and some sheep
Her house, she is Nancy Pelosi
Her house, that McCarthy is a creep
Her house, she is Nancy Pelosi
Her house 


Our House
Madness

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired, she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our

Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum, she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house (Something tells you)
(That you've got to move away from it) In the middle of our

Father gets up late for work
Mother has to iron his shirt
Then she sends the kids to school
Sees them off with a small kiss (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
She's the one they're going to miss
In lots of ways

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our

I remember way back then
When everything was true and when
We would have such a very good time
Such a fine time, such a happy time
And I remember how we'd play
Simply waste the day away
Then we'd say nothing would come between us
Two dreamers

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our

Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house




Have I ever seen the band Madness?  I seriously doubt it.  There's always the possibility they showed up at Star Lake for one of those multi-band 80's retro reunion tours.  Either way, they likely took the stage before it got dark and I was probably out in the parking lot taking a piss. 

Here's an interesting challenge.  The British pop band Madness has been around since 1976 with a total of 12 albums under their belt.  And still going strong.  Other than "Our House," try to name one of their other tunes.  They might just very well be the ultimate one hit wonder band of all-time.  Also, Men Without Hats --- Safety Dance.

Please do not share this material with Majority House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).


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