Friday, June 14, 2024

#2602. Sam Brown's A Clown

Nevada U.S. Senate candidate Sam Brown should work on his dance moves!  He moves like a stoic robot.


 Maybe take some lessons from The Mushroom, Tiny Dancer.

 


 

Sam Brown’s A Clown
sonofsaf

Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown’s a clown
Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown’s a clown

Ivanka Kushner shaved her fucking cunt
Oh, her cunt, yes, her cunt
Because that hairy cunt is my enemy
My enemy, yes, her cunt

Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown’s a clown
Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown’s a clown

Trump is guilty of a crime
Quite a show that Orange Prolapse
He’s a cunt or ass whichever
He’s a cunt and oh so crass (Very crass)

Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown’s a clown
Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown’s a clown

And her oral crime can be urinary
Oh, she sucked me, she sucked the wood
A mushroom, tiny penis urinary
Oh, she sucked me, she sucked the wood

Sam Brown’s a clown, hey Sam Brown’s a clown
Heeeee, Sam Brown’s a clown

Sam Brown’s a clown
Sam Brown’s a clown, Sam Brown is a clown
And piece of shit.  Sam Brown’s a clown

 

Don't Let Me Down
The Beatles

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

Nobody ever loved me like she does
Oh, she does, yes, she does
And if somebody loved me like she do me
Oh, she do me, yes, she does

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

I'm in love for the first time
Don't you know it's gonna last
It's a love that lasts forever
It's a love that has no past (Seeking past)

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

And from the first time that she really done me
Oh, she done me, she done me good
I guess nobody ever really done me
Oh, she done me, she done me good

Don't let me down, hey don't let me down
Heeeee, don't let me down

Don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me let down
Can you dig it? Don't let me down


 

My third parody of "Don't Let Me Down."

#871.  Donald's A Clown

#2184.  Donald's A Clown

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown


Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  And once with The Beatles back in '64.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1733)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

 

Please do not share this material with Sam Brown and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

Thursday, June 13, 2024

#2601. Sam Brown

Earlier this week, Sam Brown scored a coveted endorsement from Donald Trump in his Nevada Senate primary.  And sailed onward to a convincing victory!

Jeff Gunter.  The Orange Prolapse.  Sam Brown.

But seriously, if your opponent's last name consists of the word "Gunt"...




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Sam Brown
 
57.9% -
 
64,812

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Jeff Gunter
 
15.6% -
 
17,438

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Jim Marchant
 
6.6% -
 
7,365

 

Before: An impressive Trash Bag Dump spotted on the Rachel Carson Bridge.  Hefty!  Hefty!  Hefty!

 
As the 4th of July approacheth, a patriotic dusting seems appropriate.

 

 


Sam Brown
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is a retard
Ivanka Kushner daughter-wife
There’s no doubt that his penis ain’t meaty
His mushroom dick is very fuckin’ tiny

‘Cause that Sam Brown inserts dildos
Butt that’s Sam Brown ‘cause his ass knows

A Lake Tahoe clown and shitty whore and
The big breasts of Stormy D.
Donald’s fuckin’ the enemy
Shittin’ on a golden throne

‘Cause that Sam Brown inserts dildos
Butt that’s Sam Brown ‘cause his ass knows

A piece of hot shit, he’s protesting not a blessing
Donald has a job to blow… shitshow, shitshow, shitshow

‘Cause that Sam Brown inserts dildos
Butt that’s Sam Brown ‘cause his ass knows

‘Cause that’s Sam Brown
Sam Brown

 

Ghost Town
The Vaccines

I've been driving in my car
Trying to find some sign of life
No one's about and it's kinda creepy
It's an understatement to say it's sleepy

It's a ghost town where no one goes
It's a ghost town where no one goes

Well you think your town is pretty boring
Come and spend a day with me
I am asking real politely
I'm afraid to be alone

It's a ghost town where no one goes
It's a ghost town where no one goes

Apocalyptic, distressing, needs addressing and I'm guessing
Everybody likes to go... I know, I know, I know

It's a ghost town where no one goes
It's a ghost town where no one goes

It's a ghost town
Ghost town


 

I actually listened to this song.  A little too uppity.  But not terribly punky.  Meh.

The Vaccines have vaccinated the Burgh twice.  One time they opened for Mumford & Sons at Star Lake in 2013.  Personally speaking, I'd rather hang out in a junkyard with Sanford & Son.  The other time, they played down the hill at Mr. Small's in 2016.  Didn't catch either show.


The Big Lie 100: (#1732)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

 

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