Tuesday, June 04, 2024

#2589. Kicker Harrison Butker

Kansas City Chiefs Kicker Harrison Butker recently gave a "traditional" commencement speech at Benedictine College.  By traditional, it was basically a call for women to remain barefoot and pregnant... and to always remain obedient to their husbands.  Sounds like a positive, forward thinking address.

Actress Katy Perry decided to "fix" the speech with some light editing.  Although I wouldn't label it a deep fake.  The repaired video is pretty choppy.


High visibility alert!

This Yuk-Dump got a light makeover for the Three Rivers Arts Festival.

In other news, the L.A. Dodgers come to town for a 3-night stand.  Curious to see if it results in an uptick of Bucco Dumps.



Kicker Harrison Butker

Trump is the Orange Prolapse
McDonald’s fat cunt and a shithead
And maybe he’s gay
Fat ass orange clown with anal breath
Stormy sucked his cock
Tiny mushroom cock is full of bullshit
Asshole bulges wide
As he’s spreading a lie, bullshit
More shit

Trump has Joe Biden to fear
That fuckin’ queer
His golden toilet stall
Trump will build a Great Wall

His son Barron is tall
With no balls


The Mother Of All Fuckers
Brian Jonestown Massacre

Do you remember your past
And the dreams that once lived in your head?
Or maybe the day
That you laid down and died for death
Let's wind back the clock
Make the bullshit walk and forget it
There's a seed inside
And it don't ever die, it lives
So live

You've got to make yourself clear
And have no fears
When your back's to the wall
You've got to kill them all

And when you look they're small
After all

This parody's a little rough.  Just not a whole lot to work with.

Brian Jonestown Massacre has played the Burgh three times.  Once in 2009 at the Rex Theatre on the South Side and the other two times at Mr. Small's in Millvale.

Brian Jonestown Massacre:

5-8-18, Mr. Small's Theatre, Millvale, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1720)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)


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