Tuesday, October 31, 2023

#2149. Tommy Tuberville

"You watch Joe Biden over in Europe. I mean, I'm afraid he's going to fall down every time I turn on television." --- Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)

As far as I'm concerned, there can be only one true Tubs.

And given the choice between caressing the chest of Tubbs or kissing the ass of Trump...

Trump shows off a Halloween replica of his angry Orange Prolapse.  Unsettling to say the least.

... I'd opt for the former.  Definitely not the latter.



Tommy Tuberville

Tommy is gay, football was a thrill
‘Cause pride is the seventh sin he’ll keep imposing his will
Coach Tommy’s his dumb pseudonym
How can he punish and be cruel
I’m hoping that he gets cancer

Senator Tuberville
Is a cunt and a clown
And I wish he was dead
Military’s his playground

Donald is gay, Proud boys are proud
Oath Keepers and pro-life choices Tommy ain’t well-endowed
His enemy is abortion
Because all of the news is fake
And pregnancy cums from coitus

Senator Tuberville
Is a cunt and a clown
And I wish he was dead
Military’s his playground

His enemy’s still abortion
‘Cause Alabama fucks you too
And he’s gonna stop the stealing

Senator Tuberville
Is a cunt and a clown
And I wish he was dead
Military’s his playground

Jesus is from Bethlehem
Crucifixion’s pretty cruel
Write a new hymn

Senator Tuberville
Is a cunt and a clown
And I wish he was dead
Military’s his playground


The Fool On The Hill
The Beatles

Day after day, alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round

Well on the way, head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round

And nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round

He never listens to them
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him

The fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round

Great tune.  Timeless.

The Beatles played the Burgh just once.  Back in 1964 at the Civic Arena.  

Paul McCartney has played the Burgh 6 times.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1303)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
#2053.  Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)
#2054.  Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)
#2055.  Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2056.  Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)
#2057.  David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)
#2058.  David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2059.  Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)
#2060.  Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2061.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)
#2062.  Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)

#2063.  Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2064.  Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2065.  Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2067.  Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)

#2068.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2069.  Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)
#2070.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)
#2071.  Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2072.  Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)
#2073.  Crow (Low --- Cracker)
#2074.  Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)
#2075.  Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)
#2076.  Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
#2077.  Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)
#2078.  Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)
#2079.  Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)
#2080.  Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)
#2081.  Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)
#2082.  Crow (Low --- Coldplay)
#2083.  Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)
#2084.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)
#2085.  Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#2086.  McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)
#2087.  Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)
#2088.  Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)
#2089.  Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)
#2090.  Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)
#2091.  Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)
#2092.  Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)
#2093.  Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)
#2094.  Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth) 
#2095.  Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)
#2096.  James Craig (Bootleg --- John Fogerty)
#2097.  Donald Bender (Hey Big Spender --- Queen)
#2098.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)
#2099.  Chris Kise (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)
#2100.  Those Greene Lies (Those Green Eyes --- Avett Brothers)
#2102.  Jim (Gym --- Adam Sandler)
#2103.  Habba Will Fuck Ya (Havah Nagilah --- Neil Diamond)
#2104.  Jim Jordan (The Warden --- Old Crow Medicine Show)
#2105.  Stephen Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#2106.  Fucked Up Hamas (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)
#2107.  Ron DeSantis (Reminiscing --- Little River Band)
#2108.  Lake Will Screw (Open Your Ass Wide) (Break On Through To The Other Side --- The Doors)
#2109.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)
#2110.  A Coup D'Etat's The Plan (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)
#2111.  Goodbye Hamas (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)
#2112.  Steve Scalise (Piece By Piece --- Slayer)
#2113.  Kari Lake Is Gay (God Will Make A Way --- Don Moen)
#2114.  Jeff McConney Sinner (Reality Winner --- Son Volt)
#2115.  Kari Lake's Gonna Fart (Don't Go Breaking My Heart --- Elton John)
#2116.  Lake Is Full Of Bullshit (Take It To The Limit --- The Eagles)
#2117.  Kari Lake Will Fart (Achy Breaky Heart --- Billy Ray Cyrus)
#2118.  Deif  (Grief --- Sepultura)
#2119.  Where's El Deif (Where's The Beef --- 1980's Wendy's Commercial)
#2120.  And I Hate That Steve Scalise (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)
#2121. She's Brenna Bird (Gee, I'm A Nerd --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2122.  That Brenna Bird (This Little Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)
#2123.  Why Is Ivanka (Why Don't We Get Drunk --- Jimmy Buffett)
#2124.  Brenna Bird (Surfin' Bird --- The Trashmen)
#2125.  Brenna Bird (Lady Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)
#2126.  Bird Is A Liar (Bird On A Wire --- Johnny Cash)
#2127.  Austin Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
#2128.  El Deif (Sweet Leaf --- Black Sabbath)
#2129.  Emmer (Hummer --- Cheap Trick)
#2130.  On Truth Social (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#2131.  Waltz Is An Asshole
#2132.  Trump's A Retard (Calling Blue Cars --- Dishwalla)
#2133.  Jordan (Bargain --- The Who)
#2134.  That Liar Mark Burns (The Fire Still Burns --- Twisted Sister)
#2135.  Palmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)
#2136.  Pete Sessions (Impressions --- Napalm Death)
#2137.  Stormy's Gonna Fake It (We're Not Gonna Take It --- Twisted Sister)
#2138.  Jim Jordan (The Curtain --- Phish)
#2139.  Mike Johnson (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#2140.  Justice (Justice --- Krokus)
#2141.  Pete Sessions (Possessions --- Loretta Lynn)
#2142.  Tata Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#2143.  I'm Giving To Mike Johnson (I'm Living In Wisconsin --- The Dead Milkmen)
#2144.  Mike Johnson (Done And Done --- The Tragically Hip)
#2145.  Larry Elder (Gimme Shelter --- Rolling Stones) 
#2146.  Donald Trump Isn't White (And We Bid You Goodnight --- Grateful Dead)
#2147.  Larry Elder (Helter Skelter --- The Beatles)
#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2149.  Tommy Tuberville (The Fool On The Hill --- The Beatles)

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