Friday, October 13, 2023

#2111. Goodbye Hamas

As they prepare for a ground incursion, Israel issued a statement encouraging roughly 1 million Palestinians to leave Northern Gaza.  I suspect this will go badly.  You know, from a humanitarian perspective.  Maybe some of the neighboring Muslim countries will step up and lend a hand.  Egypt, Syria, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, etc.  

Yeah, and if you believe that, I have some limited edition Trump gold (and silver, and copper, and zinc) coins I'd like to sell yinz.

Naturally, the Orange Prolapse weighed in... with a "retruth" of some pussy known as Catturd.

The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.
The only solution is Trump.

Now lemme be clear.  I hear what Cat Turd is saying (a dozen times).  I get it.  I just happen to have a different interpretation.  But I only need to say it once.

The only solution is Trump Dump.

 

A spectacular "pop art" Dump along the Andy Warhol Bridge.  10-13-23.  10:48am.

This particular Trump Dump even offers helpful directions for out-of-townies.


Now that... is the definition of yinzer hospitality.

 

Goodbye Hamas
sonofsaf

Israel strife and The Donald fart
Stormy whore you’re a girl porn star
Trump will jerk tonight, he won’t mind
That retard left Jews in a bind
Chutzpah and gall, he won’t abstain
Chance of boner butthole stains

Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Goodbye Hamas

She wants anal, asshole tonight
That Stormy Daniels does it right
Insurrection we’ll begin
Ivanka Kushner, seven sins

Rectum sure stinks, way outta line
Wrath of seduction Trump’s behind

Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Goodbye Hamas

Strife
Is on display
It’s not okay
Now we must pray
Breath
Trump’s a bad lay
Trump ain’t okay
So goodbye Hamas

Close the border rinse repeat
Terrorism to defeat
Forty-five’s hair is much to blame
Trump’s asshole dildo game

Damn pervert sexist creep
Time for your death go to sleep

Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Goodbye Hamas
Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Strife!  A Jesus manger
Breath!  Orange Prolapse danger
No win!  It’s goodbye Hamas
Goodbye Hamas
Goodbye Hamas

 

Deny The Cross
Overkill

I'll steal your life and cut out your heart
Rip the core of your world apart
Then I'll take your sight, leave ya blind
Laughing hard as you lose your mind

Smash in your skull, kick out your brains
Dance all over what remains

Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Deny the cross

I'm an angel, I'm virgin white
This only happens every night
Restitution for my sin
Imprisoned virtue, time begins

Killer instincts, escape my find
Path of destruction left behind

Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross

Life
It walks away
It walks today
It fades away
Death
Is here to stay
Is here today
To deny the cross

Draw and quarter, slice the meat
Now there's something more to eat
Nothing left there is just a frame
This poor soul has no name

Back to dirt six feet deep
I take a breath long and deep

Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Life! The living danger
Death! The welcome stranger
In sin! You deny the cross
Deny the cross

 



 

This is how you open a rock concert.   Me and Jepsonian were at Mario's on the South Side back in 2006 and saw Bobby Blitz sitting at the bar.  I asked him, "Hey, what are you guys gonna open with tonight?"  He looked at me and exhaled, "Deny the cross."

Overkill is the strongest "blue collar working" rock band in the history of heavy metal.  If you can come up with a better choice, lemme know.  On second thought... maybe Slayer.


Overkill:

8-2-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

6-19-90, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

2-21-06, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

4-27-19, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

3-5-22, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1266)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
 
#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
 
#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
 
#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
 
#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
 
#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
 
#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
 
#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
 
#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
 
#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
 
#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
 
#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
 
#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
 
#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
 
#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
 
#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
 
#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
 
#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
 
#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
 
#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
 
#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
 
#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
 
#2053.  Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2054.  Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)
 
#2055.  Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
 
#2056.  Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)
 
#2057.  David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)
 
#2058.  David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
 
#2059.  Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)
 
#2060.  Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2061.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)
 
#2062.  Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)

#2063.  Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2064.  Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2065.  Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2067.  Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)

#2068.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2069.  Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)
 
#2070.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)
 
#2071.  Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)
 
#2072.  Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)
 
#2073.  Crow (Low --- Cracker)
 
#2074.  Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)
 
#2075.  Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)
 
#2076.  Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
 
#2077.  Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)
 
#2078.  Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)
 
#2079.  Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)
 
#2080.  Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)
 
#2081.  Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)
 
#2082.  Crow (Low --- Coldplay)
 
#2083.  Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)
 
#2084.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2085.  Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#2086.  McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)
 
#2087.  Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)
 
#2088.  Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)
 
#2089.  Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)
 
#2090.  Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)
 
#2091.  Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)
 
#2092.  Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)
 
#2093.  Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)
 
#2094.  Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth) 
 
#2095.  Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)
 
#2096.  James Craig (Bootleg --- John Fogerty)
 
#2097.  Donald Bender (Hey Big Spender --- Queen)
 
#2098.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)
 
#2099.  Chris Kise (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)
 
#2100.  Those Greene Lies (Those Green Eyes --- Avett Brothers)
 
#2102.  Jim (Gym --- Adam Sandler)
 
#2103.  Habba Will Fuck Ya (Havah Nagilah --- Neil Diamond)
 
#2104.  Jim Jordan (The Warden --- Old Crow Medicine Show)
 
#2105.  Stephen Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
 
#2106.  Fucked Up Hamas (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)
 
#2107.  Ron DeSantis (Reminiscing --- Little River Band)
 
#2108.  Lake Will Screw (Open Your Ass Wide) (Break On Through To The Other Side --- The Doors)
 
#2109.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)
 
#2110.  A Coup D'Etat's The Plan (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)
 
#2111.  Goodbye Hamas (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)
 

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