Meet the new face off MAGA. Abigail Jo Shry!
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| Federal Judge Tanya Chutkan left. The Orange Prolapse center. Abigail Jo Shry on the far right. |
She's the latest MAGA dumb shit to leave threatening, racist voicemails for a federal judge.
Straight outta Irwin, Texas! Go figure.
Abigail Jo Shry
sonofsaf
Abigail Jo Shry
Abigail Jo Shry
Abigail Jo Shry
Abigail Jo Shry
‘Cause, ‘cause, Stormy dismembered Donald’s mushroom dick
An Orange Prolapse retard ’n fat clown
Huzzah, Donald Trump’s a piece of shit, yeah
Biden is the one we must defeat, yeah
Depends are not bad, his urinary piss is okay
Not a white loser Donald’s an Orange Prolapse
Big lie you’ll fear hooray, yeah
Abigail Jo Shry
Abigail Jo Shry, eh, yeah
Disregarding those Bud Light beers
Abigail Jo Shry
MAGA’s red, Stormy dismembered Donald’s mushroom dick
An Orange Prolapse retard ’n fat clown, yeah
And The Donald’s a fake news liar right, I pray
Hell you’ll be burning it’s alright
Melania’s a whore and bitch, hooray
That Kushner is a Jew, yeah
Their meat McDonald’s a marriage
And that Ivanka is a Jew
In a port-a-jon
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
The Donald’s fuckin’ orange not white
So Abigail Jo Shry
Abigail Jo Shry, hooray
Oh shithead, oh disregarding, those Bud Light beers
Abigail Jo Shry, eh
Abigail, Abigail, Abigail, Jo Shry
Abigail Jo Shry
Evangelicals will pray
Oh shithead, oh disregarding, those Bud Light beers
Abigail Jo Shry
No Woman No Cry
Bob Marley
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
'Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown
Oba, observing the hypocrites, yeah
Mingle with the good people we meet, yeah
Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost along the way, yeah
In this bright future you can't forget your past
So dry your tears I say, yeah
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, eh, yeah
Little darling don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry
Eh, said, said, said I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown, yeah
And then Georgie would make the fire light, I say
A log wood burning through the night
Then we would cook corn meal porridge, I say
Of which I'll share with you, yeah
My feet is my only carriage
And so I've got to push on through
But while I'm gone
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
So no woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, I say
Oh little, oh little darling, don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry, eh
No woman, no woman, no woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
One more time I've got to say
Oh little, little darling, please don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry
Hard to fathom that anyone would ever attempt a parody of the Bob Marley classic "No Woman, No Cry." But here it is.
Bob Marley and The Wailers played the Burgh twice. Once in 1978. The other time in 1980. Both at the Stanley Theater (Benedum Center). A little before my time I suppose.
The Big Lie 100: (#1188)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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