Thursday, July 27, 2023

#1994. Mittens Romney

Yesterday, on his Truth Social platform, the Orange Prolapse initiated a contest over which RINO is worse: Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) or Senator Mitt Romney (R-TX)?

Trump on the left : Mittens on the right

So naturally he reposted random insults from his MAGA faithful...

I really dislike Mitt Romney.  Even the Mormons don’t like him.

I would say Romney is worse.

Romney is worse.  Utah will never vote for him again.

Romney… hands down a spineless globalist scumbag swamp creature.

I am going to go with Pierre Delecto/aka Mittens Romney yes his twitter handle was Pierre’ Delecto.  He is that weird.

Mitt Romney is the reason the acronym RINO exists.

 

This particular Trumpian tantrum was sparked by an op-ed in the Washington Post.

Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it!

Romney urges Republican "no-hopers" to drop out of the 2024 primary.  

Mittens even cited the 90's comedy Dumb and Dumber.  Calling on candidates to unite behind one challenger to avoid a repeat of the 2016 primary calamity.


Incidentally, the Orange Prolapse returns to the Keystone State Saturday night for an arena rally in Erie, PA.  The equivalent of "commonwealth hell."  Oh, if only it was being held outdoors.  We'll be at a surprise 50th birthday party at the Helltown Taproom in Houston, PA.

 


 

Mittens Romney
sonofsaf

Mittens Romney yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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So white (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
(Yeah)

All the Mormon crime (yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
All the Mormon crime (yeah)
All the Mormon crime (yeah)
All the Mormon crime (yeah)
All the Mormon crime (yeah)

Ass wide open for ya (ya)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
So white (yeah)
So white (yeah)
So white (yeah)
(Yeah)

Mittens Romeny yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
So white (yeah)
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Yeah (yeah)
So white (yeah)
So white (yeah)
(Yeah)

Uncalled for yeah (yeah)
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So white (yeah)
So white (yeah)
So white, he’s so phat (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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(Yeah)

Ass itchy yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)

 

Hot Pastrami
The Ronettes

Hot pastrami yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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All right (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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(Yeah)

Baby one more time (yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
Baby one more time (yeah)
Baby one more time (yeah)
Baby one more time (yeah)
Baby one more time (yeah)

French fried potato yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
All right (yeah)
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(Yeah)

Hot pastrami yeah (yeah)
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All right (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
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All right (yeah)
All right (yeah)
(Yeah)

Phil Spector yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
All right (yeah)
All right (yeah)
All right, you like that? (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
(Yeah)

Jack Nitzsche yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)






The Ronettes played the Burgh just once.  At an "unknown venue" in the winter of 1963.

They're better known for the hit "Be My Baby." 


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#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 
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