Yesterday on his Truth Social platform, the Orange Prolapse initiated a contest over which RINO is worse: Senator Mitt Romney (R-TX) or Senator John Cornyn (R-TX)?
So naturally he reposted random insults from the MAGA faithful...
Cornyn is unfortunately my senator and a POS. I will do what I can to ensure that this is his last term!
Can't wait to vote against Cornyn.
Cornyn is a Globalist sellout traitor. He must hate America. Texas is ashamed of this clown.
Incidentally, Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) was noticeably absent from Mitch McConnell's "frozen press conference" yesterday. Regardless. You say tomato. I say toe-mah-toe. You say Core-nihn. I say Core-nine.
That final T-dump asks more questions than it answers.
Cornyn
sonofsaf
The Donald is an orange clown
The Donald whines and he pouts
Election wasn’t stolen
The ballots in the lost and found
Oh yeah
Well, The Donald’s getting nearer
And his presence isn’t all good
But Forty-five will blow ya
A mushroom dick he’ll show ya
Oh yeah
(Orange Prolapse show) Opens his ass wide
(Orange Prolapse show) Opens his ass wide
Insurrections are wild, you’d better pray
To a clown the McDonald’s way
Yeah, his bullshit is so unwise, shit is so gay
Still a Big Mac is meat pretend
Hey, debt ceiling, debt ceiling Cornyn
Cornyn, Cornyn, Cornyn
Oh, yeah
Mmmhh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Stormy wasn’t devout
Lake Tahoe hotel room shit
It can’t get more obscener
On toilet he’s sitting
Oh yeah
Well, he’s stealing from all over
Butthole is a-stinking
But his job as a blower
Donald’s never thinking
(Orange Prolapse show) Opens his ass wide
(Orange Prolapse show) Opens his ass wide
Insurrections are wild, you’d better pray
To a clown the McDonald’s way
Yeah, his bullshit is so unwise, shit is so gay
Still a Big Mac is meat pretend
Hey, debt ceiling, debt ceiling Cornyn
Cornyn, Cornyn, Cornyn
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Cornyn
Oh, oh, oh
(Orange Prolapse show) Opens his ass wide
Insurrections are wild, you’d better pray
To a clown the McDonald’s way
Yeah, his bullshit is so unwise, shit is so gay
Still a Big Mac is meat pretend
Debt ceiling, debt ceiling
Insurrections are wild, you’d better pray
To a clown the McDonald’s way
And yeah, his bullshit is so unwise, shit is so gay
Still a Big Mac is meat pretend
Debt ceiling, debt ceiling Cornyn
Cornyn, Cornyn, Cornyn
Outshined
Soundgarden
I got up feeling so down
I got off being sold out
I've kept the movie rolling
But the story's getting old now
Oh yeah
Well, I just looked in the mirror
And things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota
Oh yeah
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
'Till I'm up on my feet again
Hey, I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined
Oh, yeah
Mmmhh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Someone let the dogs out
They'll show you where the truth is
The grass is always greener
Where the dogs are shitting
Oh yeah
Well, I'm feeling that I'm sober
Even though I'm drinking
But I can't get any lower
Still I feel I'm sinking
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
'Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Outshined
Oh, oh, oh
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
And yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined
From 1989 to 2013, Soundgarden played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.
Soundgarden:
5-12-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
Behold! My third parody of "Outshined." I've also penned #1365. DeWine (about Ohio's Governor Mike DeWine). As well as #1687. Uihlein (about GOP multi-billionaire donor Dick Uihlein).
The Big Lie 100: (#1150)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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