#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White?

Great article in the Guardian about MAGA Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and his strained affection for white nationalists.

Stephen King, best-selling horror author, tweeted to his 7.1 million followers that Tuberville “gives new meaning to the word idiot.”  Yep, that pretty much sums it up.  Although I would've tacked on misogynistic, imbecilic, arrogant, racist, pathetic, piece of shit.  But "idiot" is a decent starting point for general reference purposes.

 

 

Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White?
sonofsaf

Yeah… Tommy!
One, two, three, four!
Donald Trump’s a pig grabbing the pussy
Very bad lay but at least he’ll cum
Take it in the, up the ass
An orange shade of white
Orange as clockwork a prolapse
Tiny mushroom cock that will be sucked
Tommy, why do annoy
Tommy, why are you savior
Tommy, forty-five
Tommy, can a nationalist be white?

Anal pain your asshole fucked Ivanka is your wife
Degraded cunt not so fresh, twat is the enemy
Alabama pro-life queer, the seed of Tommy’s cream

Can a nationalist be white?   He’s so white

Thrill of monster tits, can’t abstain, Stormy’s the superfreak
Not so white Orange Prolapse clown he’s rollin’ in the deep
Alabama pro-life queer, the seed of Tommy’s cream

Can a nationalist be white?  He’s so white

Thrill of monster tits can’t abstain, Stormy the superfreak
Not so white Orange Prolapse clown he’s rollin’ in the deep, Tommy
Alabama pro-life queer, the seed of Tommy’s cream

Can a nationalist be white?  He’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
Can a nationalist be white?   He’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white

Yeah!

 

Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?
Misfits

Yeah... Mommy!
One, two, three, four!
Singled out the kids who are mean to me
Gettin' straight A's but, they still make fun
I don't give a, I'll laugh last
Stayed in every night
Do my homework so I'll be smart
Girls all say I'm a little fucked
Mommy, I'm a good boy
Mommy, I'm a fuckin' savior
Mommy, I'm alive
Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?

Rip the veins from human necks until they're wet with life
Razor-blades love teenage flesh, an epidermoty
I'll bring back a souvenir, for it's my mommy's dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?

Killed a girl on Lovers' Lane, I kept her toes and teeth
Every night I stalk around until I find my keep
I'll bring back a souvenir, for it's my mommy's dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?

Killed a girl on Lovers' Lane, I kept her toes and teeth
Every night I stalk around until I find my keep, Mommy
I'll bring back a souvenir, for it's my mommy's dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?

Yeah!

From 1996 to 2015, The Misfits played the Burgh a surprising 16 times.  Never saw them live.

The Big Lie 100: (#1130)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

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