Country music sensation Jason Aldean has been taking a lot of flak lately. Mostly for his newest Jim Crow-oriented release. A pro-lynching hit song... "Try That In A Small Town."
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| Aldean on the left (note the Pirates ball cap). Orange Prolapse on the right. |
Trump recently posted, "Jason Aldean is a fantastic guy who just came out with a great new song. Support Jason all the way. MAGA!!!"
Not sure which is worse. The Aldean song or my punk parody.
Aldean
sonofsaf
Fuck Jason Aldean [x3]
that jerk
Fuck Jason Aldean
Aldean! [x4]
George Bush
Senior is dead
Fuck Jason Aldean
Kushner’s a Jew
Job to blow
Goin’ straight to hell
Not cool
Aldean
Fuck Jason Aldean
A dope
Fuck Jason Aldean
Aldean [x2]
Machine
Black Flag
I'm not a machine [x3]
won't work
I'm not a machine
Machine! [x4]
You push
Right to my head
I'm not a machine
Can't work for you
I hope so
Get me from myself
The rules
Machine
I'm not a machine
I hope
I'm not a machine
Machine [x2]
From 1981 to 2019, Black Flag has played the Burgh a grand total of 12 times. Mostly at the Electric Banana on Bigelow Blvd. These days, the once punk underground nirvana has morphed into an authentic Italian Restaurant. Zarrah's. Never seen Black Flag. No desire really. But I do plan on dining at Zarrah's in the near future.
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#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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