Finally, my two thousandth parody. It only took 3+ years.
I thought I'd take a stab at the controversial Jason Aldean song that Fox News claims is upsetting the libs. Until yesterday, I'd never bothered to listen to the actual song itself. And the verdict is in.
In fact, the song's pretty bad. Quality-wise, it's the rough equivalent...
of this low-end Trump Dump. Pathetic.
I searched for a decent live performance. But none was available (all hand-held cell phone crap). So I went with the video.
Trump’s A Fuckin’ Orange Clown
sonofsaf
Donald Trump has a tiny mushroom cock
Ass crack of a baby that don’t smell right
Ivanka’s a cunt like a Puerto Rican whore
Kushner’s a fool, hell, his Jew wife is a dyke
That MAGA flop, critical race
Donald’s a fag he’ll fuck it up
Yeah, we’ve had enough
Well, Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Stormy D. she faked it in Tahoe
As Kari Lake puts on a show
He’s gonna cry, ‘cause he ain’t strong
Orange Prolapse no doubt, his toilet overflows
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Such a cunt a fatter enemy
Probably gay that faggot’s fucked up
Well, a port-a-jon’s pretty shitty, you fuck
Well, Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Stormy had to fake it in Tahoe
As Kari Lake puts on her show
He’s gonna cry, ‘cause he ain’t strong
Orange Prolapse no doubt, his toilet overflows
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
All those dildo toys, they ain’t white
Usin’ ‘em with all your might
Donald Trump’s an orange clown
Donald Trump’s an orange clown
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
(Stormy D. she faked it in Tahoe)
As Kari Lake puts on a show
He’s gonna cry, ‘cause he ain’t strong
Orange Prolapse no doubt, his toilet overflows
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown, mm-mm
Donald Trump’s an orange clown
Try That In A Small Town
Jason Aldean
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Car jack an old lady at a red light
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face
Stomp on the flag and light it up
Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
'Round here we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me
They say one day they're gonna round up
Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
'Round here we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right
If you're looking for a fight
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
(See how far ya make it down the road)
'Round here we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town, mm-mm
Try that in a small town
If your musical sensibilities find my parody objectionable due to the profanity, feel free to change it. May I recommend a slight variation --- "Donald Trump's An Orange Clown." Either is fine.
From 2009 to 2021, Jason Aldean has cunted, er uh, countried the Burgh a grand total of 10 times. Never seen him.
The Big Lie 100: (#1157)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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