#1974. Eli Crane

Amidst the current wave of white nationalism, Arizona voters can take tremendous pride in Congressman Eli Crane and his desire to treat the colored people as equals.

His comments on the House floor easily warrant a Trump Dump.

North Shore Drive across from Stage AE.  7-17-23.  High noon. 

Acrisure Stadium high visibility alert!  Likely to be seen by hundreds of PNC Park goers tonight.  Coming off an 0-3 anti-sweep against the San Francisco Giants, the Fucks, er uhh I mean Bucs,  open a 3-night stand against the Cleveland Guardians.  Raise the Jolly Rancher!

 

 

Eli Crane
sonofsaf

Fuck the lord!  Hahaha

Lie, lie, lie, lie… [fade]

Lazy, and Donald Trump blows
All of his sheeple Trumping as trolls
MAGA.  Is not so great
Ivanka’s a cunt, that you will masturbate

Gonna stop the stealing
Biden is to blame
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane

The coloreds are creatures,
Like two thousands mules
Stormy Daniels the payout
And fake news ain’t cool
Her titties audition you smell her asshole
The Lake Tahoe bullshit the ballots she stole

Gonna keep wet dreaming
Riding the Trump train
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane

He’d blow a tiny mushroom dong you see
A faggot shitting out some turds, yeah, yeah

His asshole’s so sore
Comfortably numb
The cum farting bubbles
The shit from pure scum
Lazy, Donald doesn’t care
He’s Trumping like a king fat bald with fake hair

Gonna stop the stealing
Arizona’s shame
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane

 

Crazy Train
Ozzy Osbourne

All aboard! Hahaha

I, I, I, I... [fade]

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe. It's not too late
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers,
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah

Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles
I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

 

Ozzy Osbourne has bitten bats in the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.  Never seen him live.  Therefore, in my case, the Ozzman has not cumeth.

Favorite Ozzy album?  Bark at the Moon.

The Big Lie 100: (#1133)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

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