#1946. Transgender

While on the campaign stump, Trump has been referencing "transgender insanity." 

So who's actually better looking?  The masculine Orange Prolapse or a feminine Spanish Potato farmer?

I don't have a definite answer.

 

However, these dueling 5th Avenue dahntahn dumps speak volumes. 

 

Transgender
sonofsaf

Trumpers sold me, yes, they sold me
Donald’s son-in-law’s a Jew
Nancy Pelosi’s husband’s gay
Melania’s twat’s the best
You’ll discover they’re absurd
Donald’s salad’s being tossed
That Jared Kushner punk’s
Gone underground

We're gonna fight
Proud Boys are white
Oath Keepers wanna be feared
Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
Hey, heeeeeey

MAGA’s red, the Trumpers fight
His anal dildo stings
Before he’s buried, Donald burned
Hunter’s crack pipe it’s so obscene
Now, Trump’s a turd prolapse protruded
Orange bulge wanton’ more
But Donald’s sinning when he blows
It’s shown that he’s a queer

We're gonna fight
Proud Boys are white
Oath Keepers wanna be feared
Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
Hey, heeeeeey
Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
Hey, heeeeeey

We’re so disgusted with all the treason
Donald Trump is queer
And his asshole’s always stinking
A butthole to fear
But he’s so fucked up, and so fat
McDonald’s in his mouth
Polling wonder, Big Mac trollin’
Is why Trump shits no doubt

We're gonna fight
Proud Boys are white
Oath Keepers wanna be feared
Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
Hey, heeeeeey
Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
Hey, heeeeeey

He’s gay
He’s gay

Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
Transgender
Transgender
Butt the Orange Prolapse is gay
[repeat to fade]

 

Surrender
Cheap Trick

Mother told me, yes, she told me
That I'd meet girls like you
She also told me, "Stay away
You'll never know what you'll catch"
Just the other day I heard
Of a soldier's falling off
Some Indonesian junk
That's going round

Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself away
Hey, heeeeeey

Father says, "Your mother's right
She's really up on things
Before we married, Mommy served
In the WACS in the Philippines"
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited
Old maids for the war
But mommy isn't one of those
I've known her all these years

Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself away
Hey, heeeeeey

Whatever happened to all this season's
Losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking
Where'd they disappear?
But when I woke up, Mom and Dad
Are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rollin'
Got my KISS records out

Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself away
Hey, heeeeeey

Away
Away

Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself away
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself away
[repeat to fade]

Challenging parody.  Difficult lyrics.

From 1977 to 2021, Cheap Trick played the Burgh an impressive 26 times.  They'll be opening for Rod Stewart on August 26 at PPG Paints Arena.  We intend to be in attendance.

Cheap Trick:

6-18-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Aerosmith)

7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Def Leppard & Poison)

8-21-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)

The Big Lie 100: (#1106)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

 

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