#2295. Kenneth Paxton

A pretty strong excerpt from the Washington Post about pro-life extremist Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton... 

There is no substitute for medical judgment, except the judgment of me, Ken Paxton.

Am I a doctor? No. I’m something better than a doctor: a Ken. My accessories include: no medical expertise and a boundless reservoir of cruelty. I have also been told that my handwriting is bad and that I am not patient. This all screams “doctor” to me.

Texas judge allows abortion in Cox case as AG Paxton threatens legal action

If we were on a plane or in a theater and someone yelled, “There is an emergency! Is there a doctor in the house?” I would absolutely raise my hand. “I am a man in a position of political authority in Texas happy to make life hell for all pregnant people. In the state of Texas, that’s better than a doctor!”

Yep.  Pretty much sums it up.  Ringin' in the New Year with the Orange Prolapse.

Kenneth Paxton
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is, my enemy
An asshole piece of shit
Kenneth Paxton, Kenneth Paxton
Stop your stealin’ fuckin’ prick

He’s an assclown, gay and inbred
Fuck Mt. Rushmore Kristi Noem
Mushroom pee pee, mushroom pee pee
That’s no lie tiny bone

Trump’s dick offends me fetus abort
Kushner sucks you, what it’s worth
Orange Prolapse clown, Orange Prolapse clown
Stormy whore tits of girth

Is the cream pie really creaming
And his asshole is steaming
Ron DeSantis is gay you see
His butthole winks the bullshit
His asshole stinks the bullshit
Trump news a fake discrepancy, yeah, yeah, yeah

Stop the stealing immigrant danger
Cum through the air and on a boat
Seven deadly, Seven deadly
Fake sins danger down your throat

Kenneth Paxton, Kenneth Paxton
Stop the stealing fucking dick
Donald Trump is, my enemy
An asshole piece of shit

Kenneth Paxton, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kenneth Paxton, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kenneth Paxton, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kenneth Paxton, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem
Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem
Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem
Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem, oh

Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem
Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem
Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem
Fuck South Dakota’s Kristi Noem

I'm Your Captain
Grand Funk Railroad

Everybody, listen to me
And return me my ship
I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick

I've been lost now, days uncounted
And it's months since I've seen home
Can you hear me, can you hear me
Or am I all alone

If you return me to my home port
I will kiss you, Mother Earth
Take me back now, take me back now
To the port of my birth

Am I in my cabin dreaming
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me?
You'd better think about it
I just can't live without it
So, please don't take my ship from me, yeah, yeah, yeah

I can feel the hand of a stranger
And it's tightening around my throat
Heaven help me, Heaven help me
Take this stranger from my boat

I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick
Everybody, listen to me
And return me my ship

I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home, oh

I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home
I'm getting closer to my home

From 1970 to 2021, Grand Funk Railroad has tracked the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#1431)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2290.  Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)

#2291.  Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)

#2292.  Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)

#2293.  Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

#2295.  Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)

Please do not share this material with Kenneth Paxton and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#2294. Taylor Greene

Marjorie Taylor Greene a/k/a the Green Prolapse is upset.  As the new year approaches, she and her daughters have been getting hit with multiple swatting incidents.  That's when an anonymous individual makes 911 calls regarding violent crimes transpiring at their residences.

Both my daughter’s houses just got swatted today. Big thanks to the police who responded! We appreciate you and support you! Whoever is doing this, you are going to get caught and it won’t be funny to you anymore. @FBI

Amusing that MTG would tag the FBI.  Isn't that the federal organization she wants to desperately defund?  You know, because they raided the Orange Prolapse's Mar-a-Lago home in an attempt to retrieve hundreds of boxes of stolen classified and top secret documents.

While I would personally never SWAT anyone, I would like to wish Greene a happy New Year.  Let's ring in 2024 with an assortment of Trump Dumps.

Five dumps should be sufficient.

 

Taylor Greene
sonofsaf

Oh it's Taylor Greene
It’s Marjorie fuckin’ Taylor Greene
She’s the queen of mean
With a prolapse that’s green

Taylor Greene her cunt is dry
Taylor Greene no pie of cream

Her shit of bull, she is the perfect Republican
Spreading the big lie, that’s a big lie
Give her one more try

Taylor Greene her cunt is dry
Taylor Greene no pie of cream

All the white voters will become so obscene
Stormy’s hardcore cream she’ll flaunt
She’ll cum in your wet dream

Taylor Greene her cunt is dry
Taylor Greene no pie of cream

Taylor Greene… Taylor Greene…

 

Halloween
King Diamond

Oh it's Halloween
Every night to me is Halloween
Like an ancient scene
You know just what I mean

Halloween you are my pride
Halloween not just a dream

The moon is full, another perfect day has began
Like a demon's eye, that devil's eye
Will we ever die

Halloween you are my pride
Halloween not just a dream

Every night will be another evil scene
Like in horror dreams I want
I command you to scream

Halloween you are my pride
Halloween not just a dream

Halloween... Halloween...

From 1988 to 2015, King Diamond has satanized the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.

King Diamond:

8-24-88, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH

1989, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH

11-28-89, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

10-19-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-8-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

11-23-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2098.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

The Big Lie 100: (#1430)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2290.  Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)

#2291.  Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)

#2292.  Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)

#2293.  Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.