#43. Smells Like Greene Sprirt

Democrats should take a cue out of the Trumpian playbook.  It's no longer about politics, truth, and justice.  It's all about regurgitated branding.  So here's a thought.  As of yesterday, only 5 Senate Republicans could summon the courage to vote that the Orange Prolapse's second impeachment trial was NOT unconstitutional.  The new movement afoot is to merely censure Trump.  Which essentially means nothing.  It just means Trump did something bad and we condemn his actions/behavior.  As if he'd give a shit.

So the vast majority of the Republican Senate is still embedded in the crotch of Trump.  Despite having lost the Senate, the House and the presidency.  If I were the Dems, I'd make them own it. 

Currently, Trump's biggest supporter is the Q-Anon nutcase Margorie Taylor Greene (R-SC).  She likes to wear masks that say stuff (when required by law).

    

Here's my suggestion.  Construct a "meme collage" with her sporting some additional masks.  Tagged with the following question.  "Which masks are real?"  The other masks should read: 

DEPORT KAMALA

PARKLAND SUCKS

PRO-LIFE

GUNHUB.COM

BIDEN LOST

BUILD THE WALL

Trust me, easily digestible disinformation is the wave of the foreseeable future.  You can't just simply erase the last 4-5 years of Trump.  So long story short, if I was DNC Chairman Jaimie Harrison, I'd consider embracing the Trump playbook.

Dedicated to the vigilant meme makers or as I like to call them... "memers."

Smells like Greene Spirit
Nirvana

We love our guns, must defend
We will cause and recommend
She's so forward and untoward
Oh no, she drives a pickup Ford

Ammo, ammo, ammo, ya know
Ammo, ammo, ammo, dildo
Ammo, ammo, ammo, Jim Crow
Ammo, ammo, ammo

Get the pole out, it is Festivus
Holiday now, for the rest of us
Tinsel’s stupid, will distract us
Holiday now, for the rest of us
A McDonald’s, Lou Albano, some risotto, I’m on keto
Yeah, hey

I'm so short but have a chest
My tits are fake you’ll be impressed
And when I dupe send out fake news
The money comes from all the Jews

Ammo, ammo, ammo, ya know
Ammo, ammo, ammo, dildo
Ammo, ammo, ammo, Jim Crow
Ammo, ammo, ammo

Get the pole out, it is Festivus
Holiday now, for the rest of us
Tinsel’s stupid, will distract us
Holiday now, for the rest of us
A McDonald’s, Lou Albano, some risotto, I’m on keto
Yeah, hey

And you should bet that I’m two-faced
Oh yeah, I think I will defile
Fuck me less hard, it’s hard to suck
Oh well, whatever, what the fuck

Ammo, ammo, ammo, ya know
Ammo, ammo, ammo, dildo
Ammo, ammo, ammo, Jim Crow
Ammo, ammo, ammo

Get the pole out, it is Festivus
Holiday now, for the rest of us
Tinsel’s stupid, will distract us
Holiday now, for the rest of us
A McDonald’s, Lou Albano, some risotto, I’m on keto
Not on trial, not on trial, not on trial, not on trial, not on trial
Not on trial, not on trial, not on trial, not on trial

 

Smells like Teen Spirit
Nirvana

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial 

 

 

Never saw Nirvana.  However, I did see Courtney Love's "hole" at the 1995 Lollapalooza.  She sounded pretty rough.

 7-31-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

Do not share this information with Margorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), former President Donald Trump, DNC Chairman Jaimie Harrison, Courtney Love, and/or fans of Nirvana.