#49. A.O.C.

Hmm, looks like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and that pathetic, gutless, spine-challenged, sycophantic, bearded piece of shit Ted Cruz (R-TX) got some kind of blood feud goin' on.  Take a guess whose side I'm on.

She just said, and I quote... "He almost had me murdered."  How's that for an icebreaker?

A.O.C. --- Here's how to really fuck with Ted Cruz.  The next time you do an interview, say the following statement verbatim:

It's my understanding that Senator Cruz reportedly spoke with Senator Josh Hawley, in the aftermath of the Capitol insurrection... "well, at least no members of Congress got hurt."

Then just pivot into a blistering verbal assault.  Focus on the multiple Capitol Hill police suicides and the 100+ injuries, Covid outbreaks, particularly the cop who lost an eye.  Also, when questioned about the source, go full-on with a diatribe about "Lyin' Ted."  Bring up the "his daddy-killed-JFK" nonsense and the feckless response to Trump's personal attacks on his wife Heidi.  Portray the entire argument as Trump vs. Cruz, not Ocasio-Cortez vs. Cruz.  Use a divide and conquer strategy. 

Dedicated to A.O.C.

 

A.O.C.
sonofsaf

(Joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy)

All the Republicans upset
They think I’m really mean
Go ahead and place a bet
I’ll take one for the team
Humans to the right of me
Those humans just ain’t right
They don’t have fun
Are all so white
Just go fly a kite

'Cause I'm A.O.C., I’ll bring the fight
(A.O.C.) and with all my might
(A.O.C.) I'm a horny toad
(A.O.C.) in frog legs mode

I'm sexy, teen, a sight to be seen
A Green New Deal plan
Ooh, I’ll take it in the long run
Promised Land
So plan for the slaughter
Carve with a knife
Do what you stand for
It’s your afterlife
When they all put me down
Just ‘cause Trump is a clown

'Cause I'm A.O.C., I’ll bring the fight
(A.O.C.) and with all my might
(A.O.C.) I'm a horny toad
(A.O.C.) in frog legs mode

A.O.C., (joy, joy, joy)
A.O.C., (joy, joy, joy)
A.O.C., (joy, joy, joy)
A.O.C., (joy, joy, joy)

A.O.C., (joy, joy, joy), I’ll bring the fight
(A.O.C., joy, joy, joy), and with all my might
(A.O.C., joy, joy, joy), I'm a horny toad
(A.O.C.), in frog legs mode!

T.N.T.
AC/DC

(Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)

See me ride out of the sunset
On your colour TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand?
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode

T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)

T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi), I'm dynamite
(T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load
(T.N.T.), watch me explode!

 

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