#33. Mitchy Lookin'

My fourth and likely final parody about Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY).  At least for the time being.  As the impeachment trial of the Orange Prolapse takes shape in early February, I'll consider revisiting 'ol Mitch.

Dedicated to Julia Louis-Dreyfus and her favorite song... Witchy Woman.  Correctly referred to as "Witch-hay Woman."

Mitchy Lookin’
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Silver hair and cracking lips
Suffers from two broken hips
Senate choices cause a fight
Take it to the limit he’s so pale and white

Woohoo, Mitchy lookin’
Stallin’ bills he tries
Woohoo, Mitchy lookin’
Will that old prune ever die?

He stands his ground with all his might
Does not oppose the extreme right
Needs a pastor hey maybe on Zoom
As he takes his Metamucil with a tablespoon

Woohoo, Mitchy lookin’
Stallin’ bills he tries
Woohoo, Mitchy lookin’
Will that old prune ever die?

Well, I know you’re undercover
Mike Pence has a mother
She's been sleeping with the Mitch instead
And all that cancer makes you frown
Tumors will abound
Don’t you worry anymore cuz they’ll all soon be dead

Woohoo, Mitchy lookin’
Stallin’ bills he tries
Woohoo, Mitchy lookin’
Will that old prune ever die?

Witchy Woman
Eagles

Raven hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her fingertips
Echoed voices in the night
She's a restless spirit on an endless flight

Woohoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woohoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye

She held me spellbound in the night
Dancing shadows and firelight
Crazy laughter in another room
And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon

Woohoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woohoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye

Well, I know you want a lover
Let me tell you brother
She's been sleeping in the Devil's bed
And there's some rumors going round
Someone's underground
She can rock you in the night time 'til your skin turns red

Woohoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woohoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye

Eagles Concert:

8-15-94, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this information with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), ex-President Donald Trump, former Vice President Mike Pence, Pence's mother-wife, members of The Eagles, and/or actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus.