Thursday, January 14, 2021

#14. Fuck You For Bringing The End

During the House impeachment of the Orange Prolapse, I couldn’t help but notice all of the impassioned Republican pleas. We must come together as a people and unite as a country.  Now is the time for healing.  Now is the time to move on.  And put the events of the past week behind us.  

Meanwhile, during the insurrection, newly elected House member Lauren Boebert (R-CO) tweets the real-world whereabouts of Speaker Nancy Pelosi... while a mob is trying to find her and execute her.  Yep.  Sounds like someone I'd enjoy working with.  Fo sho!  

Dedicated to the Q-Anon people.  Like Jon Bon Jovi would say, “You give Q a bad name!”

I’d be remiss if I didn’t throw out my go-to one liner.  

Question:  Who’s Bon Jovi’s aunt?  Answer:  Anchovy

 

Fuck You For Bringing The End
sonofsaf

Fuck you for bringing the end
Labeled Q-Anon Republicans
Your tits are fake, you’re the boob of a breast implant
 
Cuz you’re the grand ol party
Delighted by the fun of a coup
Well, now you see the treason of conspiracy
And regard the games you play

Fuck you for bringing the end

Thank You For Being A Friend
Golden Girls Theme Song (Andrew Gold)

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down a road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant
 
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
Well, you would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say

Thank you for being a friend

Do not share this information with Q-Anon members, musicians Andrew Gold & Jon Bon Jovi, actress Betty White, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and/or United States President Donald Trump.

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