Monday, January 25, 2021

#37. Marion Rounds

Who the fuck is Marion Rounds?  Well, he's a U.S. Senator from South Dakota.  Customarily referred to as Mike Rounds.  After all, who the hell is gonna vote for a tough guy conservative named Marion?  Maybe a homosexual Tom Bosley.  But that's about it.  Hence the name change.  


Wow!  What a unique, ringing endorsement.

Rounds made a rare Sunday talk show appearance and claimed that the impeachment of the Orange Prolapse was "moot" because Trump no longer resides at the White House.  Rounds must not have much respect for the authors of the Constitution.  He's in good company with the other Sunday sycophants ... Marco Rubio, Tom Cotton... and of course, Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz (when they eventually summon the courage to speak again in public).  Pathetic.

Try asking any of them the following question:  What happens if Trump has another rally and decides to sick his mob on a specific location or group of people?  What's the game plan?  What happens if more people get killed and injured.  Are you okay with that?   

Anyhoo, a pathetic Senator is worthy of a pathetic parody.  Merry-Go-Round off the earliest Motley Crue album Too Fast For Love sure fits the bill.  Filler material of the highest order.




Marion Rounds
sonofsaf

Trump and him gonna pray today
With the Marion Rounds and Rounds
Mounting crimes deals of shade can’t see the light stinkin'
Up this D.C. town now
Up this D.C. town
Up this D.C. town now, oh!

It's not easy marchin’ single file
Bought and sold, by the pound
South Dakota is a state far on the right stinkin’
He is just so wrong now
No testosterone
He is just so wrong now, oh!

Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds

Trump and him gonna pray today
With the Marion Rounds and Rounds
Mounting crimes deals of shade can’t see the light stinkin'
Up this D.C. town now
Up this D.C. town
Up this D.C. town now, oh!

Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds

Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds
Marion Rounds and Rounds

South Dakota’s a state far on the right stinkin’
No testosterone   

 

Merry-Go-Round
Motley Crue

You know he's gotta get away
To the merry-go-round and round
Count the times that he laid awake at night thinkin'
Am I goin' down now
Am I goin' down
Am I goin' down now, oh!

It's not easy puttin' on a smile
You're alone, lost and found
She waits at home just to love him through the night thinkin'
He's been gone so long now
Is he comin' home?
He's been gone so long now, oh!

Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round

You know he's gotta get away
To the merry-go-round and round
Count the times that he laid awake at night thinkin'
Am I goin' down now
Am I goin' down
Am I goin' down now, oh!

Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round

Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round
Merry-go-round and round

Waits at home just to love him through the night thinkin'
I'm coming home babe


 


Motley Crue concerts: 

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Do not share this information with Senator Marion Rounds (R-SD), ex-president Donald J. Trump, and/or members of Motley Crue.


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