Saturday, November 27, 2021

#869. Inflation

Accusations of Biden-related inflation are all the rage.



 

Trump's even selling "Let's Go Brandon" t-shirts and doormats.  Maybe the Orange Prolapse could branch out.  And consider grifting off a line of pro-Jew/anti-Catholic chachkies.  He could call them Jachkies.  Let's Go Brandon dreidels, Brandon menorahs, Brandon brand corned beef, and so on and so forth.

See?  This way you get to hate both Jews and Catholics... at the same time.  Very rare.

 


Inflation
sonofsaf

Bought a ring from Jared for a Jew
Ivanka’s got some karats for you
CPI’s okay
The Fed’s afraid
Trickle down econ’s a crime
Looks like recession

The late seventies
Was lots of fun
And Jimmy Carter wasn’t scum
Donald Trump’s not strong
Has a tiny dong
Why can’t we all get along
Rodney King hell

Interest we’ll accrue
Stock market wreck
Racket for the Jews will re…
…sult in a circumcision of debt

Inflation
CPI is haunted
Inflation
Seems it’s here to stay
Inflation
Fed is not in the zone

Inflation
CPI is haunted
Inflation
Seems it’s here to stay
Inflation
Fed is not in the zone

Interest we’ll accrue
Stock market wreck
Racket for the Jews will re…
…sult in a circumcision of debt

Inflation
CPI is haunted
Inflation
Seems it’s here to stay
Inflation
Fed is not in the zone

Inflation
CPI is haunted
Inflation
Seems it’s here to stay
Inflation
Fed is not in the zone

Inflation
CPI is haunted
Inflation
Seems it’s here to stay
Inflation
Fed is not in the zone

 

Vacation
The Go-Go’s

Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine
That you won't be in

When you looked at me
I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along
That time would tell

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone 




The Go-Go's have played the Burgh 3 times.  Never seen 'em.

The B-52's, the Go Go's, and the Psychedelic Furs all showed up at Star Lake for a triple threat in the summer of 2000.  Regrettably, I skipped it.  Probably had something to do with Phish playing there the night before.  But as you might expect... I'm not entirely certain.

Please do not share this material with anyone who has felt the adverse effects of inflation.


#868. Mehmet Oz Is Coming To Town

Television personality Dr. Mehmet Oz is apparently considering a run for Pennsylvania Senate.  If ultimately successful, he would fill the seat left vacant by Pat Toomey (R-PA).  With a net worth of $100 million, Oz considers himself a moderate Republican.  He's a popular populist.  A man of the people. 

Dr. Oz reviews Trump's medical records on his show.

Trump was furious when the Muslim physician expressed concern about the Orange Prolapse's Orange Prolapse.  Apparently, Trump had been assured by the show's producer that any gastrointestinal issues were "off limits."  He was particularly worried that viewers might start referring to him as "Trump Dump."  Little did he know... been there, done that.

Of course Oz lives on a palatial estate in New Jersey overlooking Manhattan.


But "America's Doctor" is apparently willing to make the ultimate sacrifice... and move to a smaller mansion in the Keystone state.  

As a registered Pennsylvania Super Voter here's my only request. If the Oz-man cometh, please consider a campaign stop in Pixburgh.  I'd enjoy speaking to him about how human stampedes negatively impact the health and welfare of the general public.

 


 

Mehmet Oz Is Coming To Town
sonofsaf

He’s not a Boy Scout
Perhaps an elf why
Never a doubt
Gonna give it a try
Mehmet Oz is comin' to town,

So maybe he missed
True calling in life
Run for the Senate and cure all the strife
Mehmet Oz is comin' to town

Good doctor he is creeping
Good doctor says vaccine take
Good doctor is a Republican
And he knows the news is fake

He’s not a Boy Scout
Perhaps an elf why
Never a doubt
Gonna give it a try
Mehmet Oz is comin' to town

 

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Bruce Springsteen

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town, gather 'round

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is comin' to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town



Favorite Springsteen tunes?  Out In The Streets,  Meet Me In The City, Bobby Jean, Glory Days, Born To Run.


Bruce Springsteen:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Please do not share this material with Dr. Mehmet Oz. 

 

#867. Parnell's Gone

What the hell happened?  Sean Parnell was supposed to WIN Pennsylvania and then SAVE America.  

 

Instead, he LOST custody of his kids and decided to QUIT the Senate race.  OMG!  So now he's a QUITTER and a LOSER.  But what's even worse... is that he no longer has the respect and admiration of the Orange Prolapse.

Hey now, look who's the newest member of Team Trump.  Parnell's Platoon was soooo last week.  

Ah, the transactional nature of Trumpian politics.  And the Trump Train rolls on.

Kyle is a great young MAN who cares about justice, freedom, and private property.  He is a fellow warrior who's totally on board with the MAGA agenda.  Kyle Rittenhouse will defend your 2nd Amendment rights and he'll never submit to the radical left, like so many RINOs in Congress.  Congratulations Kyle!  If you ever run for Congress, you'll have my COMPLETE and TOTAL endorsement.

 


Parnell’s Gone
sonofsaf

One big con, and a big lie
Why’d that judge take my kids away?
Stop the steal don’t you know ex-wife’s a whore
Prime time, time for me to go Down syndrome

Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Sean Parnell’s gone it’s the end my friend

Donald Trump knows he’s all-knowing
Because he sits on a gold throne
Well, you cannot defend say amen
It’s time for me to go Down syndrome

Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Sean Parnell’s gone it’s the end

One big con
Parnell’s gone

One big con all the while Down syndrome
Sean says don’t take my kids away
Parnell’d agree, you can’t take a knee
Pennsylvania was all a big con

Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Parnell’s gone it’s the end
Sean Parnell’s gone it’s the end

One big con
A con
‘Cause Sean Parnell’s gone
He’s watching the fake news
Crying about fake news
Why the pain
Why the pain
Why ‘cause fake news
Goodbye Parnell
Goodbye Parnell

 

Tuesday's Gone
Lynyrd Skynyrd

Train roll on, on down the line
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door
Means I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home

Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind again

And I don't know where I'm going
I just want to be left alone
Well, when this train ends I'll try again
But I'm leaving my woman at home

Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind

Train roll on
Tuesday's gone

Train roll on many miles from my home
See, I'm riding my blues away
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow I've got to carry on

Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind

Train roll on
Ahh on
'Cause my baby's gone
I'm riding my blues babe
Trying to ride my blues
Ride on train
Ride on train
Ride my blues babe
Goodbye Tuesday
Goodbye Tuesday 



 

Skynyrd has played the Burgh 30 times.  Hot damn!  Surprisingly I've never seen 'em.  However, I did scalp a few of their shows at Star Lake.  Probably lucky I didn't get the shit beat out of me.  Or even worse, get blown up by some Southwestern Pennsylvania, Northern West Virginia, Travis McMichael ginger equivalent.


The Big Lie 100: (#143)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
 
#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)
 
#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)
 
#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)
 
#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)
 
#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)
 
#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)
 
#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)
  
#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)

#867.  Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)


Please do not share this material with Sean Parnell and or former President Donald J. Trump.


Friday, November 26, 2021

#866. Go To Hell

Twelve days of Christmas?  Fuck that! 

In reality, Black Friday marks the true beginning of Christian shopping.  That's 29 days of born again, Ned Flanders, retail bullshit.  

 


A quote from the girlfriend of John Corbett, my hometown arch nemesis, pretty much sums it up...





Go To Hell
sonofsaf

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way
Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck here is the thing
‘Cause the devil got his way

God must really blow
And the devil got his way
God damn-it down below
Satan’s here to stay
Christ is not the king
Don’t get saved tonight
What the fuck now here's the thing
So sing this shit alright

(Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way)

God must really blow
And the devil got his way
God damn-it down below
Satan’s here to stay
Christ is not the king
Don’t get saved tonight
What the fuck now here's the thing
So sing this shit alright

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his, his only begotten son

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

 

Jingle Bells
Gwen Stefani

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
What fun to ride and sing
In a one horse open sleigh

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

(Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh)

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open, oh we have a lot of fun

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh




No Doubt has played Pittsburgh on 5 different occasions.  I saw them one time with Metal Male, Cuntrina, and Shytown.  Cuntrina got pissed off because I drank one of her precious choco-fruity wine coolers.  Truth be told, it was disgusting.  So I blamed its consumption on Metal Male.  For the love of Gaga, I'm the one who fuckin' drove her cunt to that dumbshit concert.


No Doubt: (Doubts?  I have many.  Why did singer Gwen Stefani feel it necessary to do one handed push-ups while on stage.  I guess it could have been worse.  She could have devoted her energy toward smashing guitars a la Paul Stanley.  I don't have any serious hang ups about destroying musical equipment.  But if you do it at every show... well, it kinda loses its zing.)

6-13-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

Please do not share this material with any good Christians.


#865. Donald Trump's Not White


Alright, alright.  I'll admit it.  That pic was probably pigmentally photo-shopped.

There.  That's more like it (as far as the abnormality spectrum goes in the realm of all that constitutes an Orange Prolapse).


 

Donald Trump’s Not White
sonofsaf

He wants to pillage, wants to plunder
He wants to sleep and screw porn stars that’s right
And Jared Kushner? He’s the boy wonder
That fucking Jew lights candles in the night
Back at Trump Tower there’s a fleecing
Liberals and Nancy Pelosi make him groan
He’s gonna take a shit one that’s crappy
Let’s all agree the big lie’s not a con

I hereby decree
Metallica is your master (master)

Donald Trump’s not white
He’s just an Orange Prolapse who wants to pick a fight
Donald Trump’s not white
Stormy Daniels calls it a mushroom wang
Trump’s a little baby, oh, ho, oh

Not enlightened he lacks a sharpness
He has affairs but sports a tiny bone
He will accompany porn star Stormy Daniels
And get a room hotel Lake Tahoe

I hereby decree
Metallica is your master (master)

Donald Trump’s not white
He’s just an Orange Prolapse who wants to pick a fight
Donald Trump’s not white
Stormy Daniels calls it a mushroom wang
Trump’s a little baby
Be my little baby, uh-huh

Just like a mushroom wang
The head
Just like a mushroom wang
Trump’s a little baby
Gas he is passin’, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh

He wants to pillage
Wants to plunder

Donald Trump’s not white
He’s just an Orange Prolapse who wants to pick a fight
Donald Trump’s not white
Stormy Daniels calls it a mushroom wang
Trump’s a little baby, oh, ho, oh

 

Take Me Home Tonight
Eddie Money

I feel a hunger, it's a hunger
That tries to keep a man awake at night
Are you the answer? I shouldn't wonder
When I can feel you whet my appetite
With all the power you're releasing
It isn't safe to walk the city streets alone
Anticipation is running through me
Let's find the keys and turn this engine on

I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heart beat faster (Faster)

Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light
Take me home tonight
Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh

I get frightened in all this darkness
I get nightmares I hate to sleep alone
I need some company a guardian angel
To keep me warm when the cold winds blow

I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heart beat faster (Faster)

Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light
Take me home tonight
Listen, honey , just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby
Be my little baby, uh-huh

Just like Ronnie sang
I said
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby
Baby, my darlin', uh, uh, oh, oh, oh

I feel a hunger
It's a hunger

Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light
Take me home tonight
Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh



Since 1978, Edward J. Mahoney a/k/a Eddie Money has played the Burgh a total of 9 times.  I've probably seen him live in concert... but was either indifferent or oblivious. 

For some reason, I thought he was from Pittsburgh.  But he's from Brooklyn.  Turns out I was thinking of Donnie Iris (Elwood City).  It's not just me.  Eddie Money, Donnie Iris, Huey Lewis, and to a lesser extent, Joe Grushecky, are oft-confused.

During the peak of the Covid pandemic last year, I used to make these ghetto cardboard signs that said...


Less Corona Virus

More Donnie Iris


I'd place them in strategically visible locations around dahntahn.  Very favorable feedback.  

I also created a sign, exclusively for homeless women that reads...


Need money for Strap-On Dildo...

To fuck Donald Trump (in the ass)


Has tremendous potential.  Though it's better off displayed in anti-Trump, ritzy California vacation destination settings like San Francisco and Malibu.  Hey, strap-on marital aids don't come cheap.  $$$.

It's a superior strategy for panhandling.  Making passer-byers chuckle or laugh as opposed to laying down the customary guilt trip.  I could be mistaken.  But I'd be way more likely to give a panhandler money if they had a sign that was amusing.  As opposed to evoking the usual pity/sympathy angle.


The Big Lie 100: (#142)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
 
#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)
 
#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)
 
#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)
 
#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)
 
#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)
 
#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)
 
#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)
  
#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)


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