Monday, November 01, 2021

#805. Charles Fucktard

The Orange Prolapse recently offered up an endorsement in the Nebraska primary race for Governor.  Charles Herbster, a business man from Falls Shitty, got the rare "triple and a half" thumbs up.

Charles W. Herbster has been a tremendous supporter of America First and Make America Great Again, right from the beginning. He is running for Governor of the Great State of Nebraska and will do a fantastic job. A proud native of Nebraska, Charles is an extraordinarily successful businessman who will fight for our Farmers and Ranchers, support our Military and Vets, and protect and defend your under siege Second Amendment rights. With a Looney Tune Senator like Little Ben Sasse representing the wonderful people of Nebraska, it is particularly important that a great Governor (Pete Ricketts has been terrific!) be elected to help fortify the State. Charles W. Herbster has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

 


 

Charles Fucktard
sonofsaf

What if a Cornhusker could   
Share pubic hair for the common good.
Procreate with no abortion see,
Life comes to them naturally.

Charles Fucktard
Takes away all your rights
Charles Fucktard
Wears a thong drinks Bud Light

He's a bitch and cunt,
Who wants Charles and blasphemy.

Charles Fucktard
Takes away all your rights
Charles Fucktard
Wears a thong drinks Bud Light

He's a bitch and cunt,
Who wants Charles and blasphemy.

 

Charles in Charge
Shandi Sinnamon 

New boy in the neighborhood
Lives downstairs and it is understood.
He’s there just to take good care of me,
Like he’s one of the family.

Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights

And I sing, I want,
I want Charles in Charge of me.

Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights

And I sing, I want,
I want Charles in Charge of me.



Never cared much for Scott Baio.  Although I did like Happy Days.  

Figures that born-again Baio would eventually discover his inner Trump.  Chachi probably collects all those political chachkies:  Trump ballcap, Trump football, Trump doormat, Trump dildo, etc.

Please do not share this material with Nebraska Governor candidate Charles Herbster and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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