Wednesday, November 24, 2021

#858. Rittenhouse

Rest assured, Trump weighed in on the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict.  Why?  Because he's the Orange Prolapse.

Congratulations to Kyle Rittenhouse for being found INNOCENT of all charges. It’s called being found NOT GUILTY—And by the way, if that’s not self defense, nothing is!

But for the love of Allah Ollie income free, I'll never be able to comprehend why MSNBC, or CNN, or any progressive producer wannabe, didn't draw the analogy between Kyle Rittenhouse and Mighty Mouse.

For the love of Christ, they're identical twins.  Both tough guys.  Both male midgets.  Both albino white.  Both have dark hair.  And both of them are here to save the day.



 


 

 


Rittenhouse
sonofsaf

Who’s a killer Proud Boys love
That never takes a knee
R-I-T-T-E-N H-O-U-S-E
AR, bizarre, shoots far
Kyle’s free as fuck you’ll see
R-I-T-T-E-N H-O-U-S-E

Rittenhouse!
(What the fuck)

Rittenhouse!
(What the fuck)

Whatever black lives do not matter
Die! Die! Die! Die!

He never did nothing wrong
Kills protesters for free
R-I-T-T-E-N H-O-U-S-E

Rittenhouse love
Rittenhouse love
Get your gun
Go different places

Let’s kill men of
Different races
And beat up the girls
Murdering

Who’s a killer Proud Boys love
That never takes a knee
R-I-T-T-E-N H-O-U-S-E
AR, bizarre, shoots far
Kyle’s free as fuck you’ll see
R-I-T-T-E-N H-O-U-S-E

Rittenhouse!
(What the fuck)

Rittenhouse!
(What the fuck)

Whatever black lives do not matter
Die! Die! Die! Die!

He never did nothing wrong
Kills protesters for free
R-I-T-T-E-N H-O-U-S-E

(yay Kyle)
(yay Kyle)
(show Rittenhouse some love)

 

Mickey Mouse Theme Song
Jamie Dodd

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!
(Donald Duck)

Mickey Mouse!
(Donald Duck)

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing the song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse club
Mickey Mouse club
We'll have fun
We'll meet new faces

We'll do things and
We'll go places
All around the world
We're marching

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!
(Donald Duck)

Mickey Mouse!
(Donald Duck)

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

(yay Mickey)
(yay Mickey)
(yay Mickey Mouse Club!)



Never cared for Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Rittenhouse, etc. 

Some other quotes...

Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a good congressional intern.  We may reach out to him and see if he'd be interested in helping the country in additional ways. --- Matt Gaetz (R-FL)

Be armed.  Be dangerous. --- Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)

The Rittenhouse jury just gave Biden his second colonoscopy of the day. --- Ann Coulter

Please do not share this material with Kyle Rittenhouse and/or politicians who use vigilante executions to raise money.


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