#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup

The Donald Trump dictionary defines the word "coup"... as a cage or pen for confining poultry.

But the Orange Prolapse would be quick to respond.   "While I love and have the utmost respect for our Nation's GREAT Farmers, I personally don't own any chickens.  This is just more birdbrain nonsense from FAKE NEWS CNN and MSDNC!"  Yawn.

Regardless, maybe tomorrow afternoon, I'll get takeout from The Coop.  Never eaten there.  Who knows,  maybe one day even buy the place and use it as a residence.  Great building.  Dream location.  And you gotta love the outdoor heroin distribution center right across the street.  Then again, soup might sound a little better after a chilly/rainy Steelers vs. Lions game.  We shall see.

 

 

I Guess That’s Why They Call It A Coup
sonofsaf

A faggot who’s gay
Donald Trump's shit let’s come together
Election ain’t free raising money’s the way
His wife’s cunt needs to be wetter

And while he is gay
Fuck all the police who died
‘Cause his dick’s not long so you’ll need a weapon
For the riots he starts Trump has lied

And I guess that's why they call it a coup
Trump has small hands commits crimes not a Jew
Capitol building, blue lives don’t matter
Is it no wonder you’ll soon discover
And I guess that's why they call it a coup

The critical race
Fox has a case and some plans
Libtards they beckon all over the nation
‘Cause Donald Trump is not a man

Fuck the whole world
Lie for the right if it helps
Never say never Trump’s gonna fuck you
And shed some blood strife itself

And I guess that's why they call it a coup
Trump has small hands commits crimes not a Jew
Capitol building, blue lives don’t matter
Is it no wonder you’ll soon discover
And I guess that's why they call it a coup

Fuck the whole world
Lie for the right if it helps
Whatever else Trump’s gonna fuck you
And shed some blood strife itself

And I guess that's why they call it a coup
Trump has small hands commits crimes not a Jew
Capitol building, blue lives don’t matter
Is it no wonder you’ll soon discover
And I guess that's why they call it a coup

And I guess that's why they call it a coup
Capitol building, blue lives don’t matter
And I guess that's why they call it a coup
Capitol building, blue lives don’t matter
And I guess that's why they call it a coup
And I guess that's why they call it a coup

 

I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
Elton John

Don't wish it away
Don't look at it like it's forever
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better

And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands
Live for each second without hesitation
And never forget I'm your man

Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Laughing like children, living like lovers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Laughing like children, living like lovers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

 

Elton John:

6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV

10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

The Final Farewell Tour makes a stop in the Burgh on September 16, 2022.  Hot damn!  It's still a year off in the distance.  But I'll probably zip over to Kaufman's and snag a wristband so I can have priority access to the $275 club seats and the bisexual meat'n'greet.  Uh, yeah.

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#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

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