#601. Lies

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

 

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#596.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

 

Lies
sonofsaf

They call me a dummy
The democratic plan
My son-in-law’s a god damn Jew
Not guilty in the end

The Big Macs are btter
Not a Primanti’s fan
Infected by the China virus
Dr. Fauci ain’t a man

Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah

I’m the Orange Prolapse no doubt
The greatest of all time
Well, Republicans better not flip
Or they'll taste their crime

Stormy was not fun
Her tits were her demise
Lake Tahoe is all fake news
I’m hopin’ that she dies

Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (oh, you know I know)

He acts like a martyr
And cultivates the hate
Well, the border wall’s in overdrive
He don’t care about its fate 

His brother, his liver
Cirrhosis too far gone
Infected by the China virus
Blood cry on and on and Donkey Kong and on and

Lies, lies, lies, yeah (he’s gonna fuck you)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (but he won’t suck you)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (he’s gonna fuck you)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (oh, you know I know)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (oh, Ivanka blows)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah

 

Lies
sonofsaf

You told me you loved me
So I don't understand
Why promises are snapped in two
And words are made to bend

The bigger, the better
Some stolen from Japan
Collected from around the world
They'll catch you if they can

Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah

Do I have to catch you out
To know what's on your mind?
Well, Cleopatra died for Egypt
What a waste of time

White ones and red ones
And some you can't disguise
Twisted truth and half the news
Can't hide it in your eyes

Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (oh, you know I know)

You say you'll try harder
But I think it's just too late
Well, the car is revving in the drive
And I'm not the sort to wait

The bigger, the better
Some nicked from old saigon
Collected from around the world
Love lies on and on and on and on and on and

Lies, lies, lies, yeah (they're gonna get you)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (they won't forget you)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (they're gonna get you)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (oh, you know I know)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah (oh, you know I know)
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah
Lies, lies, lies, yeah 

The Thompson Twins played Pittsburgh 5 times back through the mid-80's.  As a teenager, I never caught 'em.  But lemme speak my peace... since they were a trio, shouldn't they have been named "The Unrelated Triplets?"  Non-related threesome?

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