Saturday, August 07, 2021

#584. Lamb Song

Yesterday, Conor Lamb (D-PA) threw his hat in the ring for the coveted Pennsylvania U.S. Senate seat.    

Lamb's trying to replicate the socially conservative, Manchinesque centrist model from neighboring West Virginia.


It's a pretty crowded race.  And with Fetterman and Kenyatta duking it out for the liberal/progressive vote, the margins could get interesting.  Plus, Lamb enters the race with 1.8 million on hand.  Not too shabby.  But I think Lt. Gov. John Fetterman will eke it out and end up facing Trump loyalist Sean Parnell in the general.



 

Lamb Song
sonofsaf


Ugly Lamb! Very dull Lamb!
Ugly Lamb! Very dull Lamb!

Laa-a-a-a-a-Laa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amb
Laa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amb
Laa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amb


Ugly Lamb! (Very dull Lamb!)
Ugly Lamb! (Very dull Lamb!)
Ugly Lamb!

Lamb, Lamb, Lamb, Lamb!

 


Spam Song
Monty Python

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am

Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!


I've had multiple encounters with Conor Lamb.  Each time taking the opportunity to raise my asymmetric cyber-warfare, human rights concerns.  He listened.  Didn't have any meaningful response whatsoever.  But at least he listened.  Regardless, I'm all-in for Fetterman.

Please do not share this material with U.S. Senate candidate Conor Lamb (D-PA).


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