Friday, August 20, 2021

#633. Tommy

Oh Tommy.  Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.


Personally speaking, I prefer Timmy.  But that's neither here nor there.

Newly elected Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville was one several United States Senators who really helped perpetrate the big lie.  Along with a myriad of other assclowns.  "Men" like Ron Johnson (R-WI), Josh Hawley (R-MO), Chuck Grassley (R-IA), Ted Cruz (R-TX), etc.

Therefore, I'm going to include this parody as part of the "big lie" sequential quest for the "Big 100." 


#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#596.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
 
#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

 


Tommy
sonofsaf

A MAGA retard’s slowly
Stirred and slightly shaken
All the while, there’s denial
Fake news was news fakin’

More Trumpy, More Trumpy
Donald Trump can’t you see
Trump is dead, Trump is dead, Orange Prolapsin’
Let’s give thanks, for his con
For his con, it was fun
Trump is dead, Trump is dead he was lying

Trump is dead, Trump is dead
Tommy, Tommy, Tommee-ee-ee
That Trump is dead, Trump is dead
Tommy, Tommy, Tommee-ee-ee, oh

Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do

And so the news is faking
Rikki Laking joker
All the while still denial
Fake news is a-fakin’

It’s a shame he’s not lean
Weighs three hundred nineteen
Trump is dead, Trump is dead, Orange Prolpasin’
Let’s give thanks, for his con
For his con, it was fun
Trump is dead, Trump is dead, he was lying

Trump is dead, Trump is dead
Tommy, Tommy, Tommee-ee-ee
That Trump is dead, Trump is dead
Tommy, Tommy, Tommee-ee-ee
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, ay, oh, ya ya


 
Zombie
The Cranberries

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence, caused such silence
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are crying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh

Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do

Another mother's breaking
Heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken

It's the same old theme
Since nineteen-sixteen
In your head, in your head, they're still fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head, they are dying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, ay, oh, ya ya





The Cranberries ventured to Pixburgh 3 times back in the mid-90's.  Missed all three.  Their lead singer, Dolores O Riordan, drowned in 2018 while intoxicated.  Born in 1971, she was a year younger than me.
 
Please do not share this information with U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
 

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