Tuesday, August 03, 2021

#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

An under-appreciated, admittedly photo-shopped relic from the previous administration.


#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)


He’s a Scrotum The Big Lie

Fear that orange prolapsin’ smell
It bulges don’t ask why
Leaves a shit stain now don’t you know
He’s a scrotum the big lie

That really tiny mushroom schlong
It makes the ladies sigh
They don’t want him to pull it out
All part of the big lie

Did you ever see a lard ass creep
We hope that he will die
You’ll see he’s got nothing to give
He’s a scrotum the big lie

The violence of an orange retard
The people all ask why
Just how did he become a star
He’s a scrotum the big lie


I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry
Hank Williams

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whinin' low
I'm so lonesome, I could cry

I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawlin' by
The moon just went behind the clouds
To hide its face and cry

Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die?
Like me, he's lost the will to live
I'm so lonesome, I could cry

The silence of a fallin' star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome, I could cry

Never saw Hank Williams Sr. in concert.  He died 17 years before I was born.  A little before my time.  However, I did see Hank Williams Jr. a few times.  Jamboree, Star Lake, Monday Night Football.  The most violent, belligerent tailgating scene I ever saw was a Hank Williams Jr. / Lynyrd Skynyrd concert at Star Lake back in the mid 90's.  The scene mirrored the 1-6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.  Replete with the same redneck assholes waving Confederate flags.  Sponsored by Marlboro, Skoal and Jack Daniels.  It's as if the fan base was trying to stage a coup on the little town of Burgettstown.  And the holy ground of Star Lake was its staging area.

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