Yesterday morning, North Carolina resident Floyd Ray Roseberry (a/k/a/ Floyd "Proud Boy" Ray "Rosebud Scary" Berry) showed up in Washington DC. He drove his monster black pickup truck onto the sidewalk outside the Library of Congress and live-streamed a bomb threat on facebook.
So about a thousand police converged to neutralize the threat. And after a five hour standoff, the dumbshit finally surrendered.
But during the confrontation, Roseberry made it very clear that he would be willing to end his siege IF... President Joe Biden resigned. Note: this came just one day after Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) called for Biden's impeachment regarding the Afghanistan withdrawal fiasco. Scott bravely tweeted that Biden is Incompetent, Unhinged, Incoherent, Unfit. (All caps... carrying on the loud tradition of an Orange Prolapse).
Hopefully Exploded For You
sonofsaf
Guess mine is not the first explosion
You guys are not the first to die
It is a bomb you know
There’s just some blowing up for you
I know this bomb was made for killing
It’s filled with nuts and bolts and screws
But baby, can’t you see that I must see this through and through
I hopefully exploded for you
Still with all my skills applied
The message will be denied
I’ll count out the dead
Hopefully exploded for you
Hopefully exploded for you
Hopefully exploded for you
My bomb ain’t playin, “Detonate it”
My bomb ain’t playin’, “Don’t you know”
The goal is to de-friend, and bid you all adieu
I hopefully exploded for you
Still with all my skills
The message will be denied
I’ll count out the dead
Hopefully exploded for you
Hopefully exploded for you
Hopefully exploded for you
Hopelessly Devoted To You
Olivia Newton John
Guess mine is not the first heart broken
My eyes are not the first to cry
I'm not the first to know
There's just no getting over you
I know I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do?
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's nowhere to hide
Since you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
My head is sayin', "Fool, forget him"
My heart is sayin', "Don't let go”
Hold on to the end", that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's no way to hide
Since you pushed my love aside
I'm outta my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
U.S. Senate Candidate Mo Brooks (R-AL) quickly released a sympathetic statement on behalf of the domestic terrorist.
I understand citizenry anger directed at dictatorial Socialism and its threat to liberty, freedom and the very fabric of American society. The way to stop Socialism's march is for patriotic Americans to fight back. I strongly encourage Americans to do exactly that more so than ever before. Bluntly stated, America's future is at risk.
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| Mo... sporting his fire engine red "FIRE PELOSI" ball cap. Firing up thousands of Trumpers and insurrectionists. |
In Roseberry's honor, North Carolina Republicans are putting forth legislation to change the state nickname from "First in Flight" to "We are White." Sounds about white. Er uh, right.
Since 1982, Olivia Newton-John has sporadically performed in Pittsburgh on 6 different occasions. Didn't catch any of her shows. However, in honor of her hyphen, and to a lesser extent, her hymen, I'm considering changing my name to Eric Safer-Stein.
Please do not share this material with former North Carolina resident Floyd Ray Roseberry. This clown just ate his last meal... as a Tar Heel.
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