Friday, August 13, 2021

#613. Scott Perry

I've decided to include this parody about Scott Perry (R-PA) in the "big lie" series.


#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) ^

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#596.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#613.  Scott Perry (Oh, Sherrie --- Steve Perry)

After all, sycophantic Scottie Perry (R-PA) was the elected Congressman who introduced the Orange Prolapse to that Jeffrey Clark stooge over at the Justice Department.  

Perry also assured Trump of his future cooperation in the Pennsylvania House & Senate with any "stop the steal" endeavors.  But does the average yinzer really care about Perry's willful attempt to help establish a carrot "top to bottom" dictatorship?  Honestly, I'm not sure.  Regardless, Perry's just another diabolical dude in a series of domino dumbshits.



Scott Perry
sonofsaf
 
It’s all a big con
Showing how to stop the steal
And it’s still a big con
Even though he lost his zeal
Oh, Trump’s a rockin’ redeemer
And Trump’s a-trollin’ someone else
And for Trump he will bend over

Scott Perry, their blood*
Big lie, big con
Scott Perry, their blood
Big lie, big con

Oh, it’s his job to blow
Elections must be free
Trump ain’t tweetin’ from his phone
Kicked off twitter and now you see

But he’s the great deceiver
Oh, and Trump’s a-trollin someone else
‘Cause you ain’t a-learnin
On and on

Scott Perry, their blood
Big lies, big cons
Scott Perry, their blood
Big lies, big cons
Scott Perry
Scott Perry

But it’s all a big con
All a show, ‘nother day
And it’s still a big con
Now fuck off and die
Okay

Scott Perry, their blood
Big lies, big cons
Scott Perry, their blood
Big lies, big cons
Scott Perry, their blood
Big lies, big cons
Big con
Scott Perry

 

Oh Sherrie
Steve  Perry
 
You should've been gone
Knowing how I made you feel
And I should've been gone
After all your words of steel
Oh, I must've been a dreamer
And I must've been someone else
And we should've been over

Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on

Oh, I want to let go
You'll go on hurtin' me
You'd be better off alone
If I'm not who you thought I'd be

But you know that there's a fever
Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else
Can't you feel it burnin'
On-and-on

Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Sherrie
Oh, Sherrie

But I should've been gone
Long ago, far away
And you should've been gone
Now I know you'd lie
You'll stay

Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Hold on
Oh, Sherrie


 

* - "their blood" is a not so subtle reference to the Capitol Police officers injured and killed in the 1-6 artificially generated stampede.  Also, to those who've died by suicide.

^ - Google actually censored my "Byrne in Hell" parody about former Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne.  Not exactly sure how it "violated community standards."  It's pretty much the equivalent to all my other material.
 
Journey:
 
8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this material with Scott Perry (R-PA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

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