Sunday, August 08, 2021

#593. Budd


Small black child asks Ted Budd if he has any "ties" to white supremacists.

A list of my previous parodies regarding "Trump endorsed" North Carolina U.S. Senate Congressman Ted Budd.  

If You Want Budd (You'll Get Shit), If You Want Blood (You Got It) --- AC/DC

Reigning Budd, Raining Blood --- Slayer

Ted Budded, Hot Blooded --- Foreigner

Ted, Shred --- Overkill

and now without further adieu...

Budd, Blood --- Pearl Jam



Ground and pound.
He’ll bend over.
Fucking ass kiss.
Orange fat clown.
Weak and feeble
Not that holy.
Shoot to kill.
Screw the ladies.
Tampon’s bloody.

He’s Ted Budd.
He’s Ted Budd.

He’s a pig.
He is guilty of many felonies.

He’s Ted Budd.
He’s Ted Budd.
He’s Ted Budd.

Orange fat clown.
Fuck the ladies.
Smoke a bud pipe.
Breaker of laws felonies
Fake news…

Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie


Pearl Jam

Spin me round.
Roll me over.
Fucking circus.
Stab it down.
One way needle.
Pulled so slowly.
Drains and spills.
Soaks the pages.
Fills their sponges.

It's my blood.
It's my blood.

Paint Ed big.
Turn Ed into one of his enemies.

It's my blood.
It's my blood.
It's my blood.

Stab it down.
Fill the pages.
Suck my blood dry.
Maker of my enemies.
Take my...

Why, why, why, why, why, why?


Never really cared much for this song. 

In retrospect, it would appear doubtful.

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA

Please do not share this material with U.S. Senate candidate Ted Budd (R-NC).

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