Monday, August 09, 2021

#599. Jive Walker

Trump is plotting his Georgia revenge tour.  He's busy trying to convince former Georgia Bulldog Herschel Walker to run for U.S. Senate.  Not to play the critical race card, but this kinda reminds me of the time Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward ran for Governor of Pennsylvania back in 2006 as a Republican.  And got absolutely shellacked by political heavyweight Ed Rendell.  For a traditional purple state, the final results weren't even remotely close.

The problem with Herschel Walker... is that all the Republican insiders think he'll get soundly defeated by his Democratic opponent Senator Raphael Warnock.  Not to state the obvious, but the Trumpy Proud Boy wing of the Republican party ain't generally too hip on 'dem colored folk. 

Uninteresting side note:  my mother originally wanted to name me Raphael Saferstein.  So in essence I would have been Ralph Saferstein.  Or even worse Raffy Saffy.  Fortunately, my father weighed in and convinced her to go with Eric.

 

Nothing spells (er uh, smells) fun... like fist bumping (er uh, bump fisting) an Orange Prolapse. 



 

Jive Walker
sonofsaf

He’s just a jive Walker
We hope that Trump dies, yeah
Jive Walker
Stop selling’ the lies
Jive Walker
If he only would, yeah
Jive Walker’
Cum do what he should

Oh, it’s wild
Everyone knows
Just stop the steal and see
Oh, it’s wild
Big Macs for lunch
You’re gonna fucking say O can you see

He’s just a jive Walker
Who’s sellin’ cream pies
Wood shovin’
In between your thighs
Rumor has it Trump’s a bad lay
He’s just a jive Walker
And he might be gay

Oh the blood
If you could
Beating meat with drool
How you blow
When you biggie size
Deceivin’ Penguins
Like a rented mule
With all his

Jive Walker
We hope that Trump dies, yeah
Jive Walker
Stop sellin’ cream pies
Jive Walker
If only he would, yeah
Jive Walker
Cum on me you should

Orange Prolapse
It’s now time to dine, yeah
Jive Walker
Garnish with lime
‘Cause nobody loves me
But I will not cry
That nigga’s Jive Walker
Herschel’s gonna lie

Jive Walker
We hope that Trump dies, yeah
Wood shovin’
In between your thighs
Rumor has it Trump’s a bad lay
He’s just a jive Walker
And he might be gay

Orange Prolapse
It’s now time to dine, yeah
Jive Walker
Garnish with lime
‘Cause nobody loves me
But I will not cry
That nigga’s Jive Walker
Herschel’s gonna lie, yeah yeah

Oh jive Walker
Jive Walker
Oh jive Walker

 
Jive Talkin’
Bee Gees

t's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You really no good

Oh, my child
You'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child
You got so much
You're gonna take away my energy

With all your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your jive talkin'
That gets in the way

Oh my love
You're so good
Treating me so cruel
There you go
With your fancy lies
Leavin' me lookin'
Like a dumbstruck fool
With all your

Jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You just ain't no good

Love talkin'
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin'
Just isn't a crime
And if there's somebody
You'll love till you die
Then all that jive talkin'
Just gets in your eye

Jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your jive talkin'
That gets in the way

Love talkin'
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin', just isn't a crime
And if there's somebody
You'll love till you die
Then all that jive talkin'
Just gets in your eye, yeah yeah

Oh jive talkin'
Jive talkin'
Oh jive talkin'



 

Never seen the Bee Gees of course.  A little before my time.  But the older I get, the more I enjoy their music.  And I highly recommend last year's Netflix documentary.

Please do not share this material with potential Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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