Excerpts from a 2018 article in The Atlantic. It's a template for how to speak like the Orange Prolapse. Suffice it to say, Trump likes to keep it simple. I'd claim he has the vocabulary of 5th grader but that's simply inaccurate. Most fifth graders have a far better grasp of the English language. Well at least the ones I know. Also, they can spell.
amazing / beautiful / best / big league / brilliant / elegant / fabulous / fantastic / fine / good / great / happy / honest / incredible / nice / outstanding / phenomenal / powerful / sophisticated / special / strong / successful / top / tremendous / unbelievable
boring / complete and total / crooked / disgusting / dishonest / dopey / dumb / goofy / horrible / interesting / not good / obsolete / out of control / overrated / pathetic / ridiculous / rude / sad / scary / stupid / terrible / unfair / weak / worst
big / huge / major / many / massive / numerous / staggering / substantial / tough / vast
Usage note: These may be spoken once, twice (“major, major”), or three times (“many, many, many”).
absolutely / badly / basically / certainly / extremely / frankly / greatly / highly / incredibly / totally / truly / unbelievably / very / viciously / way
candy* / chaos / choker / clown / disaster / dope / dummy / fool / hatred / idiocy / incompetence / joke / lightweight / loser / lowlife / moron / phonies / problem / terror / weakness
*as a synonym for cheap or widely distributed commodities, such as illegal drugs and leaked intelligence
VAGUE SOURCE ATTRIBUTION
* A lot of people are saying …
* People think it’s going to happen.
* Everybody’s talking about it.
* They are saying …
* Everyone is now saying …
* That’s just what I had heard.
* I’ve heard that …
* What I’ve heard …
* I’ve been hearing …
* A lot of people tell me …
* “I’ve seen this, and I’ve sort of witnessed it—in fact, in two cases I have actually witnessed it.”
* believe me
* by the way
* doesn’t have a clue
* getting away with murder
* hit a home run
* hit me harder
* I have many, many friends
* I must tell you
* I won
* I’m a believer in
* I’m doing very well with
* in all fairness
* in the whole world
* laughing at us
* likes of which
* never seen before, ever
* not gonna happen
* … okay?
* … right?
* that I can tell you
* they don’t respect us
* to be perfectly honest
* very much involved
I usually make an effort to write with a minimal degree of technical "vocabularic" proficiency.
Long story short, I might take a stab at parodying some universally well known movie quotes.
The Big Lie 100: (#38)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)
#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Sigrid --- Justice League Soundtrack)
#639. Orange Clown (John Cougar Mellencamp --- Small Town)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins --- Shawshank Redemption)
Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying
Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
Tim Robbins / Morgan Freeman
Shawshank Redemption? Easily one of my Top 10 favorite movies. Something about the mid 90's. Braveheart, Good Fellas, Casino, etc.
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