#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying

Excerpts from a 2018 article in The Atlantic.   It's a template for how to speak like the Orange Prolapse.  Suffice it to say, Trump likes to keep it simple.  I'd claim he has the vocabulary of 5th grader but that's simply inaccurate.  Most fifth graders have a far better grasp of the English language.  Well at least the ones I know.  Also, they can spell.

ADJECTIVES

POSITIVE:
amazing / beautiful / best / big league / brilliant / elegant / fabulous / fantastic / fine / good / great / happy / honest / incredible / nice / outstanding / phenomenal / powerful / sophisticated / special / strong / successful / top / tremendous / unbelievable

NEGATIVE:
boring / complete and total / crooked / disgusting / dishonest / dopey / dumb / goofy / horrible / interesting / not good / obsolete / out of control / overrated / pathetic / ridiculous / rude / sad / scary / stupid / terrible / unfair / weak / worst

EXTREME:
big / huge / major / many / massive / numerous / staggering / substantial / tough / vast 

Usage note: These may be spoken once, twice (“major, major”), or three times (“many, many, many”). 

ADVERBS

absolutely / badly / basically / certainly / extremely / frankly / greatly / highly / incredibly / totally / truly / unbelievably / very / viciously / way

NEGATIVE NOUNS:

candy* / chaos / choker / clown / disaster / dope / dummy / fool / hatred / idiocy / incompetence / joke / lightweight / loser / lowlife / moron / phonies / problem / terror / weakness

*as a synonym for cheap or widely distributed commodities, such as illegal drugs and leaked intelligence

VAGUE SOURCE ATTRIBUTION

GENERAL:

* A lot of people are saying …
* People think it’s going to happen.
* Everybody’s talking about it.
* They are saying …
* Everyone is now saying …

PERSONAL:

* That’s just what I had heard.
* I’ve heard that …
* What I’ve heard …
* I’ve been hearing …
* A lot of people tell me …
* “I’ve seen this, and I’ve sort of witnessed it—in fact, in two cases I have actually witnessed it.”

SPECIAL PHRASES:

* believe me
* by the way
* doesn’t have a clue
* getting away with murder
* hit a home run
* hit me harder
* I have many, many friends
* I must tell you
* I won
* I’m a believer in
* I’m doing very well with
* in all fairness
* in the whole world
* laughing at us
* likes of which
* never seen before, ever
* not gonna happen
* … okay?
* … right?
* that I can tell you
* they don’t respect us
* to be perfectly honest
* very much involved
* zippo

I usually make an effort to write with a minimal degree of technical "vocabularic" proficiency.  

Long story short, I might take a stab at parodying some universally well known movie quotes.  

 

 

The Big Lie 100: (#38)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Sigrid --- Justice League Soundtrack)

#639.  Orange Clown (John Cougar Mellencamp --- Small Town)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins --- Shawshank Redemption)

Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying
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Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
Tim Robbins / Morgan Freeman

Shawshank Redemption?  Easily one of my Top 10 favorite movies.  Something about the mid 90's.  Braveheart, Good Fellas, Casino, etc.

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