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So is it reasonable to wish death upon a member of the Supreme Court? I believe it is.
The new abortion ruling will result in irreparable physical harm and more women dying from a lack of reasonable healthcare options. The latest 2nd Amendment ruling, the one loosening gun restrictions, will result in more people getting shot and killed. And today's ruling just gutted the authority of the EPA, undermining carbon emission regulations.
More pollution = more cancer = more death.
More Trump = more MAGA = more systemic hatred & targeted violence.
And trust me, this new Orange Prolapse oriented Supreme Court is just getting started.
Alito is dead center amongst the deranged conservative majority.
So yeah. This raises the following hypothetical... if any of the new majority were to unexpectedly die, Biden would likely nominate new individuals who are less likely to rule in favor of killing and injuring innocent Americans. So if you are truly pro-life (as in, you think human beings deserve an opportunity exist and pursue life and liberty), then I believe it is reasonable to wish death upon any of the 5 Justices above.
And to a lesser extent, Chief Justice John Roberts.
Red Alito sonofsaf
All nine judges know he’s a red Alito The boys are so proud to inflict doom Trump’s an Orange Prolapse clown he keeps on fucking up Don’t care about no crime scene
Trump was shittin’ He’s so mean and evil People are saying he is a piece of shit Nancy Pelosi he resents And all of the news he’s a-faking, oh
McDonald’s favor, Big Mac enabler Wild insurrections will give you chills Prospects for (the) future dim, what the fuckin’ heck Discovering abortion’s dead Discovering abortion’s dead
Trump was shittin’ He’s so mean and evil People are saying he is a piece of shit Nancy Pelosi he resents And all of the news he's a-faking He's a-faking oh, swear Yeah
A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown
Red Mosquito Pearl Jam
Watched from the window with a red mosquito I was not allowed to leave the room I saw the sun go down and now it's coming up Somewhere in the time between
I was bitten Must have been the devil He was just paying me a little visit Reminding me of his presence Letting me know he's a-waiting, oh
Red man's your neighbor, call it behavior While you're climbing up slippery hills Two steps ahead of him, punctures in your neck Hovering just above your bed Hovering just above your bed
I was bitten Must have been the devil He was just paying me a little visit Reminding me of his presence And letting me know he's a-waiting He's a-waiting oh, there Yeah
If I had known then, what I know now If I had known then, what I know now If I had known then, what I know now If I had known then, what I know now
Believe it or not, this is my second parody of Red Mosquito. About a year ago I wrote a tribute to Senator Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV). #439. Moore Capito.
Favorite Pearl Jam song? It's always been "Faithful." Kind of ironic I suppose. My older brother would often look at me and proclaim, "Ye of little faith."
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA 9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones) 6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH 5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH 10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH 9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY(Global Citizen Festival) 4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA 4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
Since 1977, the First District's House seat in Virginia has been in the hands of a Republicunt. Rob Wittman won a special election in 2007 and has been victorious 7 times since.
That's Founding Father George Washington on the upper left, an Orange Prolapse on the upper right, and a confused douchebag on the lower left. Naturally, Wittman is a supporter of the big lie. Probably doesn't want that RINO label.
Wittman sonofsaf
The Donald’s full of bull, shit has a coup to plan Jared Kushner ain’t much of a man Their MAGA’s red, now, an Orange Prolapse for you Welcome the cunts, blah blah, welcome the fools
Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration Marriage isn’t fun Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew
Insurrection because 1-6 was a crime Has no regret that Georgia call’s not outta line Trump’s ain’t delighted, coup is the plan Always a clown now, say it once again
Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration Marriage isn’t fun Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew
Stormy was free, Daniels for me Had a titty fucking plan
Stormy Daniels is poking fun at Donald’s bone Small hands of God oh the seeds he’s sown He’ll tell a lie sometimes it will confound Stormy Daniels’ cunt, it makes a queefing sound
Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration Marriage isn’t fun Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew
Hitman Metal Church
Your woman's unfaithful, she's got a backdoor man You've seen the signs and you understand They'll soon be dead, now, I know just what to do I got the guns, ha-ha, I got the tools
Yes, I'm the One they call the best In the name of all, I'm just a hitman I'll get the job done No one will ever know it was you, it was you
They got their men promoted before it's time You break a sweat and your balls before the moments time Don't get excited, I got a plan We'll take him down now, he'll be one dead man
Yes, I'm the one they call the best In the name of all, I'm just a hitman I'll get the job done No one will ever know it was you, it was you
Just don't pay me, then you will see What a dead man really can
You're at the cemetery feeling all alone Just like a dog who can smell the bone You start to cry or make one little sound You'll be the next one, I'll put you in the ground
Yes, I'm the one they call the best In the name of all, I'm just a hitman I'll get the job done No one will ever know it was you, it was you
I always look for a decent live version. But the only thing decent in youtube land was a Mike Howe-less cell phone version from 2013. Out of respect for the recent suicide of one of heavy metal's best singers, I opted for the studio version.
There's two fundamental ways to acquire political power. You can build unity and consensus and try to bring people together. It's called the love strategy. Or you can drive wedges, target minorities, and rip people apart. It's called the hate strategy. History has repeatedly demonstrated that both approaches are equally effective.
From a political perspective, Trump has tremendous appeal amongst the antisemitic crowd.
Charlottesville 2016 - Jews will not replace us!
But I've always found it curious how their love for the Orange Prolapse is sooo strong...
that they seemingly give a pass to Jared "Jew-Boy" Kushner and his wife Ivanka "Cunt-Dump" Kushner.
Anyhoo, let's give a big "Shalom Shout-Out" to the fake Jews. Not to be confused with the fake news...
The Orange Prolapse dons a black yarmulke and visits the Western Wall.
As a habitual whiner, psychopathic crybaby, and lover of walls, it seems appropriate that Trump would find comfort and solace in the "Wailing Wall."
Kushner Is A Jew sonofsaf
Stop the steal that Kushner is a Jew Stop the steal there is no doubt ‘Cause Jared is a Jew Trump would screw Stormy D. for you And he’d screw Ivanka too Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew
Trump would tweet whenever from his phone Butt a twitter shitter no doubt He’s gotta tiny bone All of MAGA’s praying for you Ivanka Trump wanted something new Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew
His Orange Prolapse will shit on all of us His whitest MAGA is askew Donald’s son-in-law’s a cunt filled with puss And it’s always right to tell big lies ‘Cause insurrections screw
Are McDonald’s French fries really fried The Oath Keepers don’t play fair And keep on telling lies Maybe we should raze Trump Tower Maybe use dynamite too Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew
Breaking Us In Two Joe Jackson
Don't you feel like trying something new Don't you feel like breaking out Or breaking us in two You don't do the things that I do You want to do things I can't do Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone But don't you feel like breaking out Just one day on your own Why does what I'm saying hurt you I didn't say that we were through Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us We'll fight it out to see it through I say that won't be too much fun for us Though it's oh so nice to get advice It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried We could stay at home and stare Into each other's eyes Maybe we could last an hour Maybe then we'd see right through Always something breaking us in two
What a songwriter. Since 1979, Joe Jackson has been to the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never seen him. I must say though... I think my parody does the song justice.
I'd put this song somewhere in my all-time Top 10. Very emotional and heartfelt. And the melody never gets stale. That song, released in 1982, is 40 years old. How time flies. Steppin' Out & Is She Really going Out With Him? Can't go wrong with those classics either.
Trump and I have something in common. We're both at war.
However, I'm at war with an Orange Prolapse enemy. sonofsaf
Trump’s My Enemy sonofsaf
A critical race Orange Prolapse you will taste The Proud Boys were tragic Like a Stormy romance. Oh yeah. There’s no doubt that Donald hijacked the right Needs a change of who to screw in the ass tonight. Oh yeah. Others take the fall The new precedent. Oh yeah
Don’t embrace The Orange Prolapse ‘Cause there’s no deal And that’s a fact Suck him Trump, Trump’s my enemy Fuck him Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Gonna pick a fight Fuck Liz Cheney tonight. Oh yeah Lovin’ the right, babe MAGA’s gonna take a bite. Asshole to asshole, whore to whore On a mission to castrate his balls. Oh yeah.
Don’t embrace The Orange Prolapse ‘Cause there’s no deal And that’s a fact Suck him Trump, Trump’s my enemy Big lie Trump, Trump my enemy
Prays like a vulture
Donald’s a fat cunt Jared Kushner, too They’re waving old glory For all you girls too
Trump, Trump’s my enemy Fuck off Trump, Trump’s my enemy Fuck off Trump, Trump’s my enemy Big lie Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Flesh For Fantasy Billy Idol
There's a change in pace Of fantasy and taste Do you like good music? Do you like to dance? Oh yeah. Hangin' out for a body shop at night Ain't it strange what we do to feel alright? Oh yeah. So when will you call? I'm experienced Oh yeah
Face to face And back to back You see and feel My sex attack Sing it Flesh, flesh for fantasy We want Flesh, flesh for fantasy
It's after midnight Are you feelin' alright oh yeah Turn on the light, babe Are you someone else tonight? Neighbour to neighbour, door to door Don't ask questions, there's time for it all Oh yeah.
Face to face And back to back You see and feel My sex attack Sing it Flesh, flesh for fantasy We cry Flesh, flesh for fantasy
I sing for culture...
Father loves his son, Mothers, daughters, too. It's an old old story, Cries the new world too.
Flesh, flesh for fantasy We want Flesh, flesh for fantasy We want Flesh, flesh for fantasy You cry Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Billy Idol has been to the Burgh a total of 3 times. Never seen him. I'd put him somewhere in my Top 10 concert bucket list. Not sure where though.
I've always enjoyed his cameo in the The Wedding Singer. Gotta wonder who conceived of that bit. For a flashback, it was way ahead of it's time. The comical equivalent of "Evil Sonny" on Miami Vice.
Favorite Billy Idol songs? Eyes Without A Face, Flesh For Fantasy, Blue Highway. Rebel Yell was easily one of the best rock'n'roll albums of the 80's.
Samuel Alito and his Trumpy compadres on the Supreme Court recently decided to throw out the entire legal concept of stare decisis (precedent). For the foreseeable future, they'll be stripping the rights of minorities. Blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, the homeless, LGBTQ, etc. And oh yeah, women and children... which actually comprise a majority of the population.
Imagine being a Supreme Court Justice bowing in utter deference to an Orange Prolapse. Oh wait, now there's 5 or 6 of them.
If you're a politician looking to counter the obnoxious "America First" campaign platform, it's actually pretty simple. All you do is look your opponent straight in the eye and say, "My extremist Republican opponent doesn't seem to understand that... before you can put America First, you have to put women and children first... as in reproductive health care and school safety. Once we take care of our women and children, then we can worry about your concerns for cutting taxes on billionaires, and the privileged, wealthiest 1% of American."
Compare your opponent to the obnoxious and conniving Cal Hockley. You know, the asshole from Titanic.
Draw the analogy. Everyone who votes has seen Titanic.
Alito’s World sonofsaf
That asshole Samuel Alito, that asshole Samuel Alito
Never was a doubt no matter what you say John Roberts ain’t no longer what you say your Chief Justice today The Orange Prolapse is the clown you’ll obey But it ain’t fair, Clarence Thomas gettin’ his way Yeah
He’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try
But he’ll be eatin’ Big Macs and fries by the quarter pound So when it comes to keeping rape and incest around ACB’s bling is Catholic-crossed you know what I mean We’re on the precipice of a ridge, all the women scream No more Roe, you see
He’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try It’s on, Supreme Court bet
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie Alito’s world, give it a try
Torpedo Girl Kiss
Man battle stations torpedo, man battle stations torpedo
I thought I'd go out and take a swim today It was real hot and I just had to get away They spotted an unknown sub down in the bay But I don't care, think I'll go swimmin' anyway Yeah
Let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive
But I knew when I was in the suds and swimmin' around But then all of a sudden I heard this rumblin' sound I saw this thing that looked a lot like a submarine With a pretty girl on the bridge, could this be a dream? I don't know, could be
Let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive Come on, get your feet wet
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive Torpedo girl, and feel alive
An exceptional deep track. Crazy how there aren't any decent live versions out there.
Torpedo Girl just has that unique Ace Frehley-inspired momentum. Reminds me of New York Groove.
From the mid-70's up until their nonexistent retirement, Kiss has played the Burgh a grand total of 26 times.
Kiss:
3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV 5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH 3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
Please do not share this material with Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, Amy Coney Barrett, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, John Roberts and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
Make no mistake whatsoever. Trump is the "wild child poster child" for embracing the more "sacred and respectable" aspects of rape and incest.
I'm talkin' the perpetrators. Not the victims.
The Planned Parenthood wing of the Democratic party needs to design PAC commercials portraying Trump as the embodiment rape... and Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell as the manifestation of incest.
Abortion sonofsaf
Kushner’s the son-in-law of a clown So we shall sing when that Jew comes around
Wife’s a lesbian between the thighs And his daughter’s a fucked up whore who lies
Donald Trump is a cunt There’s no need to deceive Psychopathic shit to diagnose The earth he’ll haunt, Big Macs he’ll feed
Oath Keepers and Boys are proud Orange Prolapse clown taking your rights away Fuck the Orange Prolapse clown Abortion
Trump says he is the best like Jesus he’ll save Stormy Daniels has a chest titty fuck deranged Abortion Shit show, ass, not cool at fucking Trump Tower Like his cunt dump daughter dyke what a coward Abortion
Donald Trump is a cunt There’s no need to deceive Psychopathic shit to diagnose The earth he’ll haunt, Big Macs he’ll feed
Oath Keepers and Boys are proud Orange Prolapse clown taking your rights away Fuck the Orange Prolapse clown
Let’s stop the steal, evil’s very real A mushroom bone and a value meal His soul is bereft, he’s orange not white Always off the mark, still he wants to fight He’s got a coat hanger and that’s a fact His daughter wife he’d bang her up her anal crack
Let’s stop the steal, evil’s very real A mushroom bone and a value meal Let’s stop the steal, evil’s very real A mushroom bone and a value meal
Abortion
Donad Trump is a cunt There’s no need to deceive Psychopathic shit to diagnose The earth he’ll haunt, Big Macs he’ll feed
Oath Keepers and Boys are proud Orange Prolapse clown taking your rights away Fuck the Orange Prolapse, fuck the Orange Prolapse
Abortion Donald Trump is a cunt Abortion Abortion Donald Trump is a cunt Abortion
Abortion
Distortion Overkill
I think of you when I'm feeling down When my whole damn thing crashes to the ground
With a dancing blaze seen in your eyes And a razor sharp tongue cuts through the lies
Everybody wants some But only few believe I won't be the first to overdose On what I want, not what I need
Turn me up and play me loud I won't back down and will be proud to say Gimme what I want now Distortion
I was born on the crest of a sonic wave And you always made the best of my chronic rage Distortion Turbo, blast, jet fuel and sucking your power Like the atomic clock strike on the hour Distortion
Everybody wants some But only few believe I won't be the first to overdose On what I want, not what I need
Turn me up and play me loud I won't back down and will be proud to say Gimme what I want now
Play what you feel, devil in the deal A heart of stone and a soul of steel Push it to the left, pull to the right Add a little dark, add a little bright He has put his finger on the blessed stack And beckons you to linger, before you attack
Play what you feel, devil in the deal A heart of stone and a soul of steel Play what you feel, devil in the deal A heart of stone and a soul of steel
Distortion
Everybody wants some But only few believe I won't be the first to overdose On what I want, not what I need
Turn me up and play me loud I won't back down and will be proud to say Gimme what I want, gimme what I want
Distortion Everybody wants some Distortion Distortion Everybody needs some Distortion
Distortion
Tough song. Choppy lyrics. Not one of my favorites.
It has this grueling, grumbling tempo. Just don't care for it.
This song was originally supposed to be called "Davidson." About Warren Davidson, a-piece-of-shit-pro-life extremist Congressman from Southwest Ohio.
This Republicunt bastard has all the divine answers. Makes me physically sick.
You wanna know something? That asshole actually represents my old stomping grounds (circa the late 80's, different time, same place).
Anyhoo, I would presumably call on any registered voters of the 8th District to knock his teeth out. Seriously. Because in the aftermath of a few missing teeth, Warren could always feel free to schedule an emergency appointment with a dental surgeon. I'd have no objections to that. We wouldn't want his bitch-ass complaining about campaigning "toofless in Cincinnati."
Even better, as a member of Congress, Davidson has outstanding health care benefits/coverage.
So in essence, it's essentially a win-win.
Abortion sonofsaf
The big lie We all know Women cry But Stormy blows His orange face News is fake He’s the cunt You will not taste
6-3 defeat From the bench Rulings smack Of MAGA red Who’s to blame Women scream Trump will fuck you ’Til the end
(Abortion, Abortion) Trump’s a cunt (Abortion, Abortion) (Abortion, Abortion) Trump’s a cunt (Abortion, Abortion) Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt (Abortion, Abortion) Trump’s a cunt (Abortion, Abortion) Trump’s a cunt Trump’s a cunt Trump’s a cunt
Black Hole Sun Soundgarden
In my eyes Indisposed In disguise As no one knows Hides the face Lies the snake And the sun In my disgrace
Boiling heat Summer stench 'Neath the black The sky looks dead Call my name Through the cream And I'll hear you Scream again
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come? Won't you come? Won't you come?
Stuttering Cold and damp Steal the warm wind Tired friend Times are gone For honest men And sometimes Far too long For snakes
In my shoes A walking sleep And my youth I pray to keep Heaven send Hell away No one sings Like you anymore
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come? Won't you come?
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come? Won't you come?
(Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun)
Hang my head Drown my fear 'Til you all just disappear
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come? Won't you come?
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come? Won't you come?
(Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun)
Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? (Black hole sun, Black hole sun) Won't you come? Won't you come? Won't you come?
Soundgarden has so many radio-worthy hard rock songs. What a cryin' shame that all you ever hear is Black Hole Sun. I should write a porn parody called Black Hole Fun or Black Hole Cunt. Maybe an ethnic female adult movie star with a decent voice could give it a shot. Instead of that standard erotic Q&A session before the anal savagery commences, she could sing a comical gutter-song with filthy McNasty lyrics. Just go the karaoke route. Hey, maybe even whip out an acoustic guitar in a campfire setting. Shazam!
I'm literally spit-balling here. It's generally a good idea to try and differentiate yourself from the other ga-zillion porn stars out there awash in the XXX industry. Maybe call yourself Music Muff, Pussy Parody, Slutty Sync, whatever, etc.
Republicunt TV celebrity physician and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Mehmet Oz came under scrutiny for editing a recent post about Juneteenth on the Orange Prolapse's Truth Social platform.
Original post.
Edited post.
Apparently, the original post was too controversial. You know, because it mentioned the word "equality." Because in the fascist world of Trump, and with a Supreme Court where abortion is no longer a constitutional right... women, especially black women, are now second class citizens. Equality? Yeah, right! As in extreme right.
Oz is increasingly a fucking joke. Not only way outta line. He's outta state as well.
When Democrats run national campaign ads, I'd suggest portraying Trump as "the face of rape" and Mitch McConnell as "the face of incest."
Doctor Oz Is Gay sonofsaf
Mehmet plays the gun card day and night ‘Cause rape and incest are alright There’s no doubt his wife is a whore Porno collection is so hard-core
Yes, he’s full of shit and treason And Donald Trump’s the reason. Hey!
That Doctor Oz is gay Assholes are in play Cocks are here to stay
Now Turkey’s great, Istanbul boys He’s a physician who loves dildo toys Trump’s fucking lazy, committing crimes His critical race is outta line
That Doctor Oz is gay Assholes are in play Cocks are here to stay
And Stormy is blowing Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see All of his MAGA rallies are free
And Stormy is blowing Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see All of his MAGA rallies are free
That Doctor Oz is gay Assholes are in play Cocks are here to stay
All of the strife makes libtards cry ‘Cause it’s all based on the big lie Donald deserves some ground and pound Integrity’s never allowed
Watch The Children Pray Metal Church
He will play the gun card day and night ‘Cause rape and incest are alright There’s no doubt his wife is a whore Porno collection is so hard-core
Yes, he’s full of shit and treason And Donald Trump’s the reason. Hey!
That Doctor Oz is gay Assholes are in play Cocks are here to stay
Now Turkey’s great, Istanbul boys He’s a physician who loves dildo toys Trump’s fucking lazy, committing crimes His critical race is outta line
That Doctor Oz is gay Assholes are in play Cocks are here to stay
And Stormy is blowing Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see All of his MAGA rallies are free
And Stormy is blowing Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see All of his MAGA rallies are free
That Doctor Oz is gay Assholes are in play Cocks are here to stay
All of the strife makes libtards cry ‘Cause it’s all based on the big lie Donald deserves some ground and pound Integrity’s never allowed
Great ballad. Includes one of the best, ear-piercing screams in the history of metal. Last summer, lead singer Mike Howe died by suicide. He was found by authorities at his home in Eureka, CA. He hung himself.
Come November 2022, incumbent Republicunt Rob Wittman (R-VA)
will face off against Herb Jones (D-VA).
Jones has his work cut out for him. The area's trends very red and rural.
Last week, the Orange Prolapse endorsed Wittman.
Congressman Rob Wittman is doing a terrific job representing Virginia’s 1st Congressional District!
Rob
is working hard to Strengthen our Military, Support our Veterans, Grow
the Economy, Manage our Natural Resources, Protect Life, and Defend the
Second Amendment.
Rob Wittman has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
Wittman sonofsaf
Wittman You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight Trump’s gay bend over He’s a fuckin’ oddity that’s orange not white
Wittman You are part of the extremist right A coup ain’t so funny Oath Keepers and Proud Boys are gonna fight
Wittman You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight Wittman You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Now Trump is gonna fuck you And maybe even suck you An Orange Prolapse is a tasty meal For a MAGA strap-on dildo toy
That forty-five is fucked up As Jared Kushner sucks up Trump’s a cunt, one that we must defend His ass is gay
Wittman You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight Wittman You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight) Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Roxanne The Police
Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne You don't have to wear that dress tonight Walk the streets for money You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light)
I loved you since I knew you I wouldn't talk down to you I have to tell you just how I feel I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up So put away your makeup Told you once, I won't tell you again It's a bad way
Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light Roxanne You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light) Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light) Roxanne (put on the red light)
My third parody of Roxanne. Ages ago (last year), I wrote #65. Maxine. It's about Maxine Waters (D-CA). And I also wrote #897. Vaccine. Needless to say, I'm officially Stinged-out. Stung out and strung out.
The Police:
7-28-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Sting:
6-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for the Grateful Dead)
7-9-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-10-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#477)
#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
Please do not share this material with Rob Wittman (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
One of Trump's token candidates in Georgia's 10th District just got absolutely clobbered in a Republican primary runoff.
What's really amusing is that Jones was initially running for Governor. But Trump persuaded him to bow out and run for a House seat instead. Then, the Orange Prolapse selected former Senator David Perdue to run against his arch nemesis Republican Governor Brian Kemp. Not only did the two Trump stooges lose again (Loeffler and Perdue in the last cycle), they both lost bigly.
Mike Collins - 30,k524 (74.5%)
Vernon Jones - 10,457 (25.5%)
Brian Kemp - 886,240 (73.7%)
David Perdue - 261,961 (21.8%)
Vernon Jones sonofsaf
Picture a perfect call one that’s all about me Orange Prolapse for all to see Truth is nothing but a lie ‘Cause nothing’s ever free Treasonous activity The hateful face of a human disgrace A jag-off jerk a fucking basket case What a dope, what a face Is The Donald’s face Stormy D. in Lake Tahoe had a taste
Fuckin’ orange clown queer we’ll disrespect Worst person I’ve ever met The news is fake, their ratings down Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Trump sins cannot be absolved By tweets or phone calls Defend him ’til the end Deep in the toilet stalls Don’t ask why, his voters believe lies Or why Stormy Daniels blows Big tit surprise For all the wide cocks and curtains of meat What it’s worth, election defeat KK kook, he got beat For all to see All to see
Getting paid by the far right Rudy’s hair paint just ain’t right Voter tallies, Trump won’t own He’s the prolapse so well known And a failed endorsement Vernon Jones Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Orange Prolapse the salad tosses Taste it twice Many cocks on call Sometimes even three is thrice Meat goes in ‘cause Jared Kushner’s gay Such a cunt only anal play
So he drops his pants And takes out loans And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a coward who likes to cuss Butthole stinks Leaves the libtards weeping Such a missing link World’s a stage that needs to be disowned And Trump is queer, a piece of shit, tiny mushroom bone A mushroom bone A mushroom bone A mushroom bone
Donald’s salad tossed The Orange Prolapse game A critical race that has no shame ‘Cause critical race makes libtards moan On that perfect call if the Ukraine’s your home
So he drops his pants And takes out loans And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Golden toilets have no worth Shitting turds from mouth on July 4th God bless Lee Greenwood and his herpes sores Shitting all the time behind closed doors But his Stormy passion face to face Step by step, was a disgrace And the vaginal, her cunt’s the stage Shitting diarrhea’s all the rage And the retard Trump has down’s syndrome Shitting often on a golden throne But Donald’s a clown, a garden gnome
And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones So he drops his pants And takes out loans And Forty-Five has a mushroom bone Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Picture a perfect call One that’s all about me Stormy D. has some giant titties Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Throwing Stones Grateful Dead
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free Dizzy with eternity Paint it with a skin of sky Brush in some clouds and sea Call it home for you and me A peaceful place or so it looks from space A closer look reveals the human race Full of hope, full of grace Is the human face But afraid we may lay our home to waste
There's a fear down here we can't forget Hasn't got a name just yet Always awake, always around Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Now watch as the ball revolves And the nighttime falls Again the hunt begins Again the bloodwind calls By and by, the morning sun will rise But the darkness never goes From some men's eyes It strolls the sidewalks and it rolls the streets Staking turf, dividing up meat Nightmare spook, piece of heat It's you and me You and me
Click flash blade in ghetto night Rudies looking for a fight Rat cat alley, roll them bones Need that cash to feed that jones And the politicians throwin' stones Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Commissars and pin-stripe bosses Roll the dice Any way they fall Guess who gets to pay the price? Money green or proletarian gray Selling guns 'stead of food today
So the kids they dance And shake their bones And the politicians throwin' stones Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Heartless powers try to tell us What to think If the spirit's sleeping Then the flesh is ink History's page will thus be carved in stone And we are here, and we are it, we are on our own* On our own On our own On our own
If the game is lost Then we're all the same No one left to place or take the blame We can leave this place and empty stone Or that shinin' ball we used to call our home
So the kids they dance And shake their bones And the politicians throwin' stones Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Shipping powders back and forth Singing "Black goes south and white comes north" In a whole world full of petty wars Singing I got mine and you got yours And the current fashion sets the pace Lose your step, fall out of grace And the radical, he rant and rage Singing someone's got to turn the page And the rich man in his summer home Singing just leave well enough alone But his pants are down, his cover's blown
And the politicians throwin' stones So the kids they dance And shake their bones And it's all too clear we're on our own Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Picture a bright blue ball Just spinnin', spinnin, free Dizzy with the possibilities Ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down Ashes, ashes, all fall down
I'm not going to lie, this parody took a while. Rather extensive lyrics. But in the end I think it came out pretty decent.
Throwing Stones is probably my favorite Bob Weir tune. There's just something "intangibly magically epic" about this song. The version above is from my first GD bootleg. A 1987 audience tape from the New Year's show in Oakland, CA. Maxell XL II 90. Baby!
Dead & Company stroll into Star Lake in a few weeks (July 12, 2022). Gonna be a long, long crazy night.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH 10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS 09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY 06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir:
Bob Weir, 7-19-91, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Phil Lesh, 7-18-01, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 11-13-15, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 8-13-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Dead & Company, 6-15-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
Dead & Company, 6-20-18, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
Dead & Company, 7-5-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO
Dead & Company, 7-6-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO
Dead & Company, 8-28-21, Hershey Park Stadium, Hershey, PA
Dead & Company, 9-7-21, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
