#667. Hole Jim Jordan

Jim Jordan embraces the warmth and rectitude of the Orange Prolapse.

I'm not one to play amateur psychologist here.  But Jim Jordan obviously feels a sense of comfort while reminiscing about his time at Ohio State.  You know, when he served to honorably facilitate countless acts of sodomy.  When male college wrestlers would hit the showers.  Basically, it's the Ohio version of Penn State's Jerry Sandusky.  The victims were just a little older and sweatier.  

Crazy how this pervert was in line to potentially become Speaker of the House.  Then again, for many in the Republican party, it's almost kind of a "sexually schizophrenic" rallying cry.  Why?  Because so many are closet faggots. 

The Big Lie 100: (#49)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

 

Hole Jim Jordan
sonofsaf

Don’t wanna fuck asshole Jim Jordan
Don’t suck his cock unless he’s squirting
Ohio’s a zoo where we get Trumpy
Don’t wanna fuck asshole Jim Jordan
All of the while, he is a squirting
Ohio’s a zoo where we get Trumpy

The big lie’s a bluff.
An obvious bluff.
Did Dems call your bluff?
Trump sickens you and me

Don’t wanna fuck asshole Jim Jordan
He lacks a bone but has meat curtains
Tell me something I don’t know
Cum on Jimmy’s face blow bang for me

The big lie’s a bluff.
An obvious bluff.
Did Dems call your bluff?
Trump sickens you and me

Oh, don’t be bitter
Trumpy, Trumpy, Trumpy world
Ooh, it’s a Trumpy, Trump, Trumpy, Trumpy, Trumpy, Trumpy world
Trumpy, Trumpy, such a Trumpy, Trumpy, Trumpy world
Get down, on your, knees, knees, knees

He’ll fuck ya
Is there any doubt
Without meat
Any doubt
A Congressional seat
Not any doubt, any doubt
Any doubt complicity, yeah

He’s a shithead, he will fuck it up
Sickens you and me
Jim needs to get off
Will Jim sing?  Maybe
About the big lie plan
Trump is fucking you and me
He’s doin’ all he can

The big lie’s a bluff.  Ooh, money
An obvious bluff.
Did Dems call your bluff? About that stuff.
Ooh, please

Don’t wanna fuck asshole Jim Jordan
Don’t wanna fuck asshole Jim Jordan
Wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and see

Don’t wanna fuck asshole Jim Jordan
All of the while, he is a squirting
Ohio’s a zoo where we get Trumpy
Yeah

I don't want to fuck Jim Jordan
Jim wants some sucking
Jim wants some fucking
Wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and, wait and see

 

Beast of Burden
Rolling Stones

I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but it's a-hurting
All I want for you to make love to me
I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting
All I want for you to make love to me

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?
I'm not too blind to see

I'll never be your beast of burden
So let's go home and draw the curtains
Music on the radio
Come on baby make sweet love to me

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?
I'm not too blind to see

Oh, little sister
Pretty, pretty, pretty girls
Ooh, you're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, such a pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Come on, baby, please, please, please

I'll tell ya
You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no shoes on my feet
But put me out, put me out
Put me out of misery, yeah

All your sickness, I can suck it up
Throw it all at me
I can shrug it off
There's one thing, baby
I don't understand
You keep on telling me
I ain't your kind of man

Ain't I rough enough? Ooh, honey
Ain't I tough enough?
Ain't I rich enough? In love enough?
Ooh, please

I'll never be your beast of burden
I'll never be your beast of burden
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting
All I want is you to make love to me
Yeah

I don't need no beast of burden
I need no fussing
I need no nursing
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Blind Melon opened... don't remember)

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (Pearl Jam opened... bad ass abbreviated setlist)

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (AWOL Nation opened... whatever the hell that was/is)

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN (Rascal Flatts opened... skipped 'em)

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