Friday, September 03, 2021

#670. Sean Parnell

Fox News superstar and Trump sycophant Sean Parnell lives about 10 minutes up the road from me in Cranberry.  Truth be told, I wouldn't drive up 279N to piss on the guy... even if he was on fire.  However, I would bug him about my evac protocol/stampede shit.  Perhaps if we have a chance encounter.
 

WOW!  A military-infused endorsement from a 5-time draft dodging Orange Prolapse!  I suppose you could call that an honor.

Look ma!  They both wanna stick their thumbs up each others asses.  Not a terribly appealing homoerotic visual.  Just sayin'.   

Dumbshit slogans like "Win Pennsylvania, Save America" are the new Trumpian norm.  Oh, I get it.  See... if you win a guaranteed red state, or in certain cases, a swing state relying heavily on new voter suppression laws (Florida, Ohio, etc.), then you get to rescue, protect and/or save the country.  How inventive.  Cue the Lee Greenwood.


 

Sean Parnell
sonofsaf

For Donald’s an ass butt Trump is all the rage
For he is so fat including a gock display
For you support a cunt who hates being upstaged
Vote for Sean Parnell

For rambling and thinking about killing police
For suppressing the right to vote how could it be
For hating the libs and all of Democracy
Vote for Sean Parnell

You fought for the U.S. in Afghanistan
But now you are a fucking dick

You'd butcher a kosher hog with great disdain
You’s suck Caitlyn Jenner and blame a Kardashian
You’d even push pop the Orange Prolapse and do it again
Vote for Sean Parnell

You fought for the U.S. in Afghanistan
But now you are a fucking dick

For Donald’s an ass butt Trump is all the rage
For he is so fat including a gock display
For you support a cunt who hates being upstaged
Vote for Sean Parnell

 

Go To Hell
Alice Cooper

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat, refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell

For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell

You're something that never should have happened
You even make your grandma sick

You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt Jane
You'd even force feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to hell

You're something that never should have happened
You even make your grandma sick

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat, refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to hell

 



Sean Parnell was brave enough to serve his country, but just like Trump refusing to admit he lost to Biden, he lacked the simple courage to concede an election.  Sad!  In the case of Trump, political mimicry is the highest form of flattery.  Parnell's basically a "Trumpycat"... the political version of a copycat.  If you win, you cry and bitch how the margin wasn't wide enough.  And if you lose, you cry and bitch and say the election was rigged.  That you got robbed.  See?  This way, you win every time.  Brilliant.  Gotta wonder why nobody has ever tested this tragedy.  Hint: it's about words you'd think a military veteran would be familiar with.  Duty.  Honor.  Dignity.  Patriotism. 

If I was a local reporter, I'd ask Parnell point blank, "Sean... Donald Trump claims that your opponent Conor Lamb stole your seat in the House of Representatives.  Mr. Parnell... did you win or did you lose in 2020 ?  Yes or no.  Were you the winner or the loser?  And if there's a statewide rematch for Senate, how much of a point loss would it take for you to admit defeat?  A loss by 2 points?  5 points?  10 points?  Does any circumstance exist where you'd be willing to concede the race?  Or will you just pull a Trumpycat?


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#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)


Alice Cooper:

9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH
8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

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