My final 9/11 anniversary tribute for today. Naturally, the Orange Prolapse released a 2 minute video praising our troops and emergency responders... and then immediately shifted to slamming Biden over the Afghanistan withdrawal. Why? Because he's the Orange Prolapse. Uh, duh?
And later tonight, Trump will be doing color broadcast analysis for the Holyfield / Belfort fight on pay per view. Rest assured, Trump will pontificate about how he'd "probably" lose a fight to either heavyweight. But if he was in the ring with Joe Biden, well, it'd be the fastest knock-out you've ever seen. I'm sure the Trumpian ghost writers have come up with a bunch of poli-pugilistic zingers.
And for that reason, I'm going to include this parody in the big lie 100.
The Big Lie 100: (#64)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#687. Nine Eleven (Tears In Heaven --- Eric Clapton)
Nine Eleven
sonofsaf
It was all a game
There was no nine eleven
Isn’t that a shame
There was no nine eleven
It was so wrong
A grand ‘ol con
'Cause the fake news played along
Nine eleven
Things in our homeland
There was no nine eleven
Things all went as planned
There was no nine eleven
The people pray
About doomsday
'Cause some think it’s judgement day
Nine eleven
Donald Trump’s a clown
Donald Trump disease
Donald Trump’s not smart
When he’s on his knees
On his knees
Daughter’s a whore
A beast, impure
As she blow bangs cocks galore
Nine eleven
It was all a game
There was no nine eleven
Isn’t that a shame
There was no nine eleven
It was so wrong
A grand ‘ol con
'Cause the fake news played along
Nine eleven
Tears in Heaven
Eric Clapton
Would you know my name?
If I saw you in heaven
Would it be the same?
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven
Would you hold my hand?
If I saw you in heaven
Would you help me stand?
If I saw you in heaven
I'll find my way
Through night and day
'Cause I know I just can't stay
Here in heaven
Time can bring you down
Time can bend your knees
Time can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please
Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven
Would you know my name?
If I saw you in heaven
Would you be the same?
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven
I realize that "Tears in Heaven" is supposed to be this beautifully acoustic, poignant song about the loss of a loved one. But I've just never cared for it much. Clapton too for that matter. He's always been way overrated as a song writer. Some of his greatest songs... I Shot The Sheriff? Layla? Wonderful Tonight? C'mon, gimme a break. All of 'em are the uninspired melodies of a rock'n'roll simpleton. However, I do like Cocaine and After Midnight. And a few others I suppose.
Eric Clapton:
4-6-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump and/or any individuals impacted by the events of 9/11.
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