#673. Sidney Implants

The number of successful organ transplants took a steep decline in 2020 and 2021.  Why?  Mostly due to our nation's hospitals being flooded by the selfish imbeciles who refuse to get the Covid vaccine.  Hmm, another great way to use disinformation as a way to kill people without conventional weapons.  Via the denial of healthcare and vital medical procedures. 

Let's see here.  You can get a heart transplant.  A lung transplant.  Liver, pancreas, etc.  But the most commonly transplanted organ is the kidney.

In related news, the urban dictionary just released a list of new slang terms for 2021.  "Sadfishing" is my fav.  All those people who post distressing one liners in a desperate attempt to get a response.  "So lonely", "why me"... you know, shit like that.

But now there's a new term.  It's designated for lawyers who deliberately tell bold faced lies.  Of course, not in a court of law where they could actually be sanctioned or disciplined.  It specifically applies to the unethical grandstanders who go on FOX News or intentionally take soft interviews where they can more freely spout nonsense.   

The term is "Sidney Implants."  Saf, please use it in a sentence.  

Judge:  Do not stand before me and utter these bold-faced lies.  I'm holding you in contempt of court for those absurdly disproportionate Sidney implants.

It's based on the Orange Prolapse's attorney Sidney Powell and her ludicrous fabrications regarding the 2020 presidential election.  The notion of Powell sanctimoniously fabricating lies and espousing them to the general public.  While simultaneously strutting her stuff on national television.  The fake tits serve as an easy, convenient distraction from the truth.  As if anyone would ever wish to see that stoic, albino cunt naked.  Geesh.  

 

Powell's best defense these days is... "well, uh, you'd have to be a complete idiot if you believed the lies I was belching out."  What a fucking boob job!

Sidney Implants
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Kidney Transplants
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The Big Lie 100: (#52)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

 

Fortunately, I've never encountered Sidney Powell.  Because I'd feel morally compelled to throw a drink in her face.  Preferably a cheap, 2 Buck Chuck merlot. 

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