#678. Burt Jones

 The Orange Prolapse recently issued one of his generic political endorsements...

State Senator Burt Jones is a Conservative warrior running for Lieutenant Governor of Georgia.  No one has fought harder for Election Integrity than Burt, and no state needs it more.  A businessman and Patriot, Burt will always stand for America First, and will help bring back Energy Independence, a Strong Border, Low Taxes, Great Education, and Safe Cities.  He will also get to the bottom of the Nov. 3 Presidential Election Scam.  Burt Jones has my Complete and Total Endorsement.  He will not let the great people of Georgia down!

... in furtherance of the big lie.

What a dashing young Southern sychophant!

Looks like a man.  But the evidence below is clear.  At some point, Jones must have transitioned from being a woman.  I seriously doubt Trump was aware of the sex change.

Burt Jones
sonofsaf

Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

I’ll cunt-cede Burt Jones is a she
Dumb lay he’s a pussy depraved

He don’t have a bone, makes shit up and
All the while he’s Burt Jones

Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Cream pies stayin’ alive his crimes
He-she cancel culture demeans

He don’t have a bone, makes shit up and
All the while he’s Burt Jones

You Jew he screams fuck you
He lies for Trump it’s the big lie

He don’t have a bone, makes shit up and
All the while he’s Burt…
He don’t have a bone, makes shit up and
All the while he’s Burt…
He don’t have a bone, makes shit up and
All the while he’s Burt Jones

Them Bones
Alice In Chains

Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

I believe them bones are me
Some say we're born into the grave

I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile of them bones

Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Dust rise right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new scene

I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile of them bones

Toll due bad dream come true
I lie dead gone under red sky

I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile of them...
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile of them...
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile of them bones

 

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#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

Alice in Chains has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 6 times.  Seen 'em twice.

Alice In Chains:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza - Fishbone stole the show)

8-17-19, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Korn)

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