I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse. Many of them reference the big lie. But not directly in the title. So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase. I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes. Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.
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| Trump demonstrates a pugilistic stance. Right jab, left hook. Yeah, right. | |
As the congressional investigation into the 1-6 attempted coup plods along, allow me to make a suggestion. The media should be repeatedly asking a couple straightforward, simple questions.
Who exactly came up with the idea to stage a disruptive rally on the Ellipse (less than 2 miles from the Capitol) on the same exact day/time frame, as the certification? Most would agree that Trump lacks the "requisite creativity" to conceptualize such an idea. And that's why he was exceptionally giddy as it unfolded. Because the plan actually worked.
Who encouraged every speaker to use the term "fight." And which other speakers, other than Mo Brooks (R-AL), anticipating the potential for violence, made the decision to wear bullet proof vests. Donald Jr.? Rudy Giuliani? Mark Meadows? The My Pillow fuck?
Who was in the Oval Office watching everything unfold with Trump?
And who spoke with the Orange Prolapse on the phone that day while the insurrection was underway? Make it clear that the NSA, and possibly U.S. Cybercom, has digital recordings of these conversations. And if you wish too avoid conspiracy and federal election interference charges, it might be advisable to come forward ahead of time and testify behind closed doors. Before receiving a Congressional subpoena. But the offer is available for a limited time frame. And set a fucking deadline. Watch people like Jared Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr., Kelly Anne Conway, and the rest of them come crawling out of their bunkers, begging for forgiveness. Albeit a year later.
My point to all of this --- If I had to lay a bet on exactly who conceived of the Trump mob physically sacking the Capitol with the ultimate intention of setting the wooden box of state certified election ballots on fire, my money'd be on Trump loyalist and Proud Jew Boy, Stephen Miller.
One final observation that never get spoken of in the mainstream media. Whoever orchestrated this Stop the Steal rally knew a thing or two about the Capitol Police force. They knew the cops would be outnumbered by a 20-1 margin. And more importantly, this individual knew about the ROE (Rules of Engagement) and exposed the fact that Capitol Police are trained to refrain from using their guns. No matter how precarious the situation. It's called discussing the undiscussable. And if you really want to uncover the truth, the ROE's a pretty big deal.
Liar
sonofsaf
He loves to deceive
The American way
Oh you know it’s true
Middle initial’s J
Banging porn stars today
That Stormy Daniels was cray
And he’s so cruel
He’s given us strife
Biggest asshole
Better off dead
He’s gonna take a fall
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Jared Kushner screws you
And we know he’s gay
We want Donald dead
We want Donald dead
We want Donald dead
Liar
Liar, liar
We love the far right
We love the right way
And he will deceive
All of the live long day
He’ll keep all of you free
Keep on deceivin’
Ivanka’s a ho
We want Donald dead
We want Donald dead
We want Donald dead
Liar
Liar, liar
Liar
He’s given us strife
Biggest asshole
Better off dead
Melania’s a ho
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Jared Kushner screws you
And we know he’s gay
We want Donald dead
We want Donald dead
We want Donald dead
Liar
Liar, liar
Liar
Three Dog Night
I won't ever leave
If you want me to stay
Nothing you could do
That could turn me away
Hanging on anyway
Believing the things you say
Being the fool
You've taken my life
So take my soul
That's what you said
And I believed it all
I want to be with you
Long as you want me to
But don't move away
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Liar
Liar, liar
We have seen no night
We have seen no day
If I ever leave
Would you want me to stay?
You can believe in me
I won't be leaving
I won't let you go
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Liar
Liar, liar
Liar
You've taken my life
So take my soul
That's what you said
But who are we to know?
I want to be with you
Long as you want me to
But don't move away
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Liar
Liar, liar
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#596. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
Since 1970 (the year I was born), Three Dog Night has played in Pittsburgh a total of 9 times. That's the same number of times rapper 50 Cent got shot. But I think it's merely a coincidence.
And who knew that the lead singer of Three Dog Night was actually David Hasselhoff? Not I.
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump, Stephen Miller, and/or actor David Hasselhoff.
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