#655. Jeremy

68 year old adult film star Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, better known as Ron Jeremy, was arrested and charged with over 30 counts of rape and sexual assault.  Twenty one victims spanning from 2004-2020.  

Gotta be blunt.  He never really looked that good in the first place.

The Los Angeles judge set bail at a staggering 6.6 million.  Needless to say, he was remanded into custody.

 

Jeremy
sonofsaf

At home watching porno
On VCR’s
He just can’t stop
Masturbation fun
Cock hard making cream
Forced sodomy’s not cool or part of the show

Ronny showed too much affection
Oh, what is up with Ronny’s pubic hair
Ron Jeremy the dickhead
Oh, raped those girls

Jeremy coked up a bad lay
Jeremy coked up a bad lay

Should he be dismembered
Penis ain’t a toy
Was it a case of bad luck
But he just kept on tryin’
Bashed his meat and titty-fucked those lady’s chests

Who would they suspect
He shit on me with a soul bereft
Her cunt not squirting
Mind not coping
He is not gay
He is not gay she learned

Ronny showed too much affection, no
He was a porno king did things you wouldn’t dare
Ron Jeremy the dickhead
Oh raped those girls

Jeremy’s coked up a bad lay
Jeremy’s coked up a bad lay
Jeremy’s coked up a bad lay

Why you suck his dick (try to suck his dick)
Why you fuck his dick (try to fuck his dick)
Or you’re a whore

Jeremy’s coked up a bad lay
Jeremy’s coked up a bad lay

Jeremy’s coked up
Coked up
Jeremy’s coked up
Coked up
Jeremy’s coked up a bad lay

 

Jeremy
Pearl Jam

At home drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below

Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Oh, ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed the lion
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast

How could I forget
And he hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Oh, like the day I heard

Daddy didn't give affection, no
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Jeremy the wicked
Oh ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Try to forget this (try to forget this)
Try to erase this (try to erase this)
From the blackboard

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Jeremy spoke in
Spoke in
Jeremy spoke in
Spoke in
Jeremy spoke in class today

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA

Over the years, I've grown tired of most songs from the Ten album.  Evenflowed out.  Although sneaking into a sold out 2016 Wells Fargo Center in Philly for the infamous Ten concert did have a certain baked Pearl Jam appeal.

Favorite songs?  Too many to mention.  Faithful, Given to Fly, Corduroy, Just Breathe...  

Best tour?  I'm really fond of the bootlegs from 2005 & 2006.

Please do not share this information with adult film star Ron Jeremy.