#592. Parson

Missouri Republican Governor Michael Parson is busy deploying "ambulance strike teams" throughout the Show Me State in a desperate attempt to keep up with the Delta variant and recent Covid spike.  

To be blunt, it's a case of too little, too late.  Instead of encouraging vaccinations over the past year, Parson was busy signing some of the most restrictive abortion laws in the country while working to solidify his political base of Trumpers and Cyber Ninjas, anti-vaxxers and evangelical dumbshits.

Parson
sonofsaf

He sadly just wants to fuck you
He sadly is stark raving mad
To fuck you he’d bluff about the size that he has

He’s gay and so white wants to screw you
Pardon power is such a thrill
Elect you fake news is just oh so bad

His name’s Michael Parson
His dick is small and sad
His dick is small and sad

He sadly just wants to fuck you
He sadly is paid for and bought
To fuck you he will show you his tiny cock

He’s gay and so white wants to suck you
Pretending to be straight’s a fad
To fuck you Orange Prolapse clown’s a MAGA man

His name’s Michael Parson
His dick is small and sad
His dick is small and sad

He shits by the pound
He takes a big dump showing no fear
He blows Jared Kushner who’s a Jew
His wife takes a DP for two
She does it for fun
And she’s spreading that ‘ol big lie for free
Stop stealing and screw

He sadly just wants to fuck you
He sadly is paid for and bought
To fuck you he will show you his tiny cock

He’s gay and so white wants to suck you
Pretending to be straight’s a fad
To fuck you Orange Prolapse clown’s a MAGA man

His name’s Michael Parson
His dick is small and sad
His dick is small and sad

Bargain
The Who

I'd gladly lose me to find you
I'd gladly give up all I had
To find you I'd suffer anything and be glad

I'd pay any price just to get you
I'd work all my life and I will
To win you I'd stand naked, stoned and stabbed

I'd call that a bargain
The best I ever had
The best I ever had

I'd gladly lose me to find you
I'd gladly give up all I got
To catch you I'm gonna run and never stop

I'd pay any price just to win you
Surrender my good life for bad
To find you I'm gonna drown an unsung man

I'd call that a bargain
The best I ever had
The best I ever had

I sit looking 'round
I look at my face in the mirror
I know I'm worth nothing without you
In life one and one don't make two
One and one make one
And I'm looking for that free ride to me
I'm looking for you

I'd gladly lose me to find you
I'd gladly give up all I got
To catch you I'm gonna run and never stop

I'd pay any price just to win you
Surrender my good life for bad
To find you I'm gonna drown an unsung man

I'd call that a bargain
The best I ever had
The best I ever had

My second parody of The Who's "Bargain."  The first one was a Trump bashing tribute to the new U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland.  Entitled simply "Garland."

The Who:

7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH

11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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