#596. Don't Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

Easily one of the most alarming, terrifying pictures from the last administration.  The irony: about 25% of our country's citizens think it makes the Orange Prolapse look good.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

 

 

Don’t Lie
sonofsaf

Hope it’s not costly
When a president dies
Just send me the bill tomorrow
And please don't lie
You know the First Lady’s my wife
And she is a whore
That Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Oy vey he blows

Don't you lie alright
Kushner’s a Jew, maybe
Don't you lie alright
Don't you lie alright
Deadly seven sins for you, baby
And don't you lie alright

Call me a doctor
This fever is high
I’ve got some Covid for you
Biden should die
Just because I’m an orange clown
Who’s feeling angry and mad
I'll still be fucking with you
My life is so sad, baby

And don't you lie alright
Don't you lie alright
Don't you lie alright
Deadly seven sins for you, baby
And don’t you lie alright

He is the vendor
of bullshit and lies
Oh please don’t dismember
The fat Orange Prolapse clown, honey
He’s filled with fake shit kinda gay
He’s a McDonald clown, hooker
Trump filled the world with sorrow
Ronald McDonald clown, baby

And don't you lie alright
And don't you lie alright
And don't you lie alright
Deadly seven sins for you, baby
And don't you lie
Don't you ever lie, lie, lie
Don't you lie alright
Maybe, baby you’re gay
Don't you lie
Don't you ever lie, lie, lie
Don't you lie
Alright

 

Don’t Cry
Guns’n’ Roses

Talk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Somethin's changin' inside you
And don't you know

Don't you cry tonight
I still love you, baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you, baby
And don't you cry tonight

Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you
Tell me goodbye
Don't you take it so hard now
And please don't take it so bad
I'll still be thinkin' of you
And the times we had, baby

And don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you, baby
And don't you cry tonight

And please remember
That I never lied
Oh and please remember
How I felt inside now, honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now, sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now, baby

And don't you cry tonight
And don't you cry tonight
And don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you, baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry, cry, cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby, maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry, cry cry
Don't you cry
Tonight

Since 1988, Guns'n'Roses have only played the Pittsburgh area a total of 4 times.  

7-20-88, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV (Opened for Aerosmith.  Mark Madden's all-time favorite concert.) 

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (headlined along with Metallica & Faith No More.  I went to the concert with Long Red Hair and actually fell asleep for part of the show.)

The last time they came to town, they played at Heinz Field in the summer of 2016.  For some reason, I decided to hang out in the lot and skip the concert.  Just wasn't feeling it.

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump and/or any purveyors of the big lie.