The Orange Prolapse...
has given Zach Lahn a bulging endorsement for Governor of Iowa.
The only dilemma here is that Zach lives in neighboring Wichita, Kansas. Which technically speaking, isn't even a border state. Kinda ironic because his campaign theme is "Iowa First."
| Me so horny. An artist's spooky rendition of Trump's tiny mushroom penis if... it was long and corny. |
| Show me the green! Money, money, monkey (ball). |
According to a recent Real Clear Politics poll, Lahn is trailing Democrat Rob Sand by 6.2 points (50.6% to 44.4%). And just for the record, Sand resides in Des Moines, Iowa.
Zach Lahn
sonofsaf
Zach Lahn has lied amen
Not a Jew spam kosher meats
Jeff Epstein raper his island teens can’t stand
Smart as Beavis and Butthead, evangelicals praying amen
The good wife ain’t a queen
Epstein’s a raper, ‘cause that pedophile creams
Slovenian disguises
Trump’s wife demands a mushroom, amen
Amen, amen, amen amen
At Dawn
My Morning Jacket
At dawn they ride again
They'll haul you out to the streets
They'll burn your papers and your empty trash cans
Beat this thought into your head, singin' over and over again
All your life is obscene
Forget the papers, forget your musical dreams
But that's when my knife rises
Their life ends and my life starts again
Again, again, again, again
Gotta be honest here. This song doesn't really lend itself to being parodied.
From 2003 to the present, My Morning Jacket has Mahgeetahed the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
My Morning Jacket:
5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
10-4-24, Cain Park Evans Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH

