#4022. Pickaxe Mountain

The Orange Prolapse...

announced plans to attack Pickaxe Mountain in Iran.  Lesser known as "Kuh-e Kolang Gaz La."

Hmm, I wonder why the Department of War conceived of a dumbshit nickname. 

 

This abnormally aloof presidential clown should read about the pros and cons of something called "capitation strike precursor."

 

 

Pickaxe Mountain
sonofsaf

Mushroom hard-on Pickaxe Mountain
Shithead farters and dumb MAGA buffoons
Lake Tahoe’s stormy on Pickaxe Mountain
Donald Trump is fat
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon

A dumb wig conceals his hair
And Stormy D. affair
And a salad tossed is bad
Butt Orange Prolapse very glad

Mushroom hard-on Pickaxe Mountain
Shithead farters and dumb MAGA buffoons
Lake Tahoe’s stormy pot Pickaxe Mountain
Donald Trump is fat
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon

Flags unfurled the clown will smile
You must learn how to defile
Jeffrey Epstein turd will vote
Jared Kushner is the GOAT

Mushroom hard-on Pickaxe Mountain
Shithead farters and dumb MAGA buffoons
Lake Tahoe’s stormy on Pickaxe Mountain
Donald Trump is fat
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon

Clown whore Ivanka declares
Of her daddy’s bad affairs
Donald Trump has no regret
For an increase in the debt

Mushroom hard-on Pickaxe Mountain
Shithead farters and dumb MAGA buffoons
Lake Tahoe’s stormy on Pickaxe Mountain
Donald Trump is fat
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon

Clown whore Kristi fuckin’ Noem
Is shittin’ on a golden throne
Are we gonna stop the steal
‘Cause we gotta make a deal

Mushroom hard-on Pickaxe Mountain
Shithead farters and dumb MAGA buffoons
Lake Tahoe’s stormy on Pickaxe Mountain
Donald Trump is fat
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon

Mushroom hard-on Pickaxe Mountain
Shithead farters and dumb MAGA buffoons
Lake Tahoe’s stormy on Pickaxe Mountain
Donald Trump is fat
An Orange Prolapsin’ goon

 

Sugar Mountain
Neil Young

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
You're leavin' there too soon
You're leavin' there too soon

It's so noisy at the fair
But all your friends are there
And the candy floss you had
And your mother and your dad

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
You're leavin' there too soon
You're leavin' there too soon

There's a girl just down the aisle
Oh to turn and see her smile
You can hear the words she wrote
As you read the hidden note

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
You're leavin' there too soon
You're leavin' there too soon

Now you're underneath the stairs
And you're giving back some glares
To the people who you met
And it's your first cigarette

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
You're leavin' there too soon
You're leavin' there too soon

Now you say you're leaving home
Because you want to be alone
Ain't it funny how you feel
When you're findin' out it's real?

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
You're leavin' there too soon
You're leavin' there too soon

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
You're leavin' there too soon 

Such a tremendous song.  One of his best. 

Neil Young has played the Burgh 13 times.

Neil Young:

8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *

11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *

9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

* - w/ Crazy Horse

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young) 

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