#3758. Donald Is Very Gay

Regarding his war with Iran, let's give Trump a prestigious Orange Prolapse Trophy. 

And a patriotic Golden Toilet Award. 

And a Make America GRATE Again participation ribbon.

Donald's hotter than hell.

In other news, FBI Director Kash Patel is all about the green!

His ass is literally grass.

 

Donald Is Very Gay
sonofsaf

Hella far right Bud Light Orange Prolapsin’ stainy fight
Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow
Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play

Hell, that Kushner Jew-boy frontin’ in D.C.
Tiny cock’s a mushroom implied, all the fire and fury
Ho, Melania First Lady
Hell, BeBest porn porno-grapher pornography
Trump’s a clown, jag-off fuck, ain’t a doubt, lyin’ clown’s N.D.A.  
Crooked porn performing

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play

Hell, the far right Bud Light Proud Boys wanna painful fight
Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow
Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play, yeah

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy

 

Drivin' My Life Away
Eddie Rabbit

Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time
But I gotta keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio
But I gotta keep rollin'

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day

Well, the truck stop cutie comin' on to me
Tried to talk me into a ride, said I wouldn't be sorry
Oh, but she was just a baby
Well, waitress pour me another cup of coffee
Pop me down, jack me up, shoot me out flyin' down the highway
Lookin' for the morning

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day

Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time
But I gotta keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio
I gotta keep rollin'

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day, yeah

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me 

Such a great song.  Choppy, difficult lyrics.  I should really go back and tweak it.  Definitely tweak-worthy.

Eddie Rabbit never gamed the Burgh.  A heavy cigarette smoker, he died in 1988 from lung cancer at the age of 56.

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#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

 

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